Lindsay Lohan Is Still Kinda Hot, Posts Topless Instagram To Prove It
Lindsay Lohan might be a little crazy, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t hot anymore.
The former child actress turned adult tabloid star hasn’t had much going for her in recent years, but she’s still looking kind of good? On Monday, she posted a topless pic on Instagram just to remind us just how well she is doing these days:
Lohan, 29, is still a babe — and I’m no redhead lover. Ever since Parent Trap and that endearingly awful Disney Channel original movie, Get A Clue, I’ve always had a special place in my heart for Lindsay. Not because she is a talented actress or anything, but because I’ve always had a thing for child star meltdowns.
Here is some more evidence of Lohan being objectively hot:
If all of this evidence isn’t enough, you can run an internet search for Lindsay Lohan’s sex scene in The Canyons. I’d link it here but it is so close to actual porn that I’d definitely get in trouble. For you Disney Channel buffs, here is the trailer for Get A Clue, which unfortunately, did not win the 2002 Oscar for Best Picture:
(Yeah, I was a Disney Channel kid, followed closely by Nickelodeon. Sorry, Cartoon Network fans, but outside of Dexter’s Lab, there was nothing on that channel that didn’t seem overly childish to me — even at seven years old.)
Moral of this story? Lindsay Lohan absolutely still has got it going on..
Image via Instagram
Emma Stone is the person Lindsay Lohan was supposed to be.
10 years ago at 12:08 pmSteve Holt is the kind of guy that loved all the Disney Original Movies and still watches them.
10 years ago at 12:22 pmHonestly one of the most spot on insults I’ve seen on this site in a while.
10 years ago at 10:34 pmSaw this article, read it, realized that it was complete shit and then I looked at the writer. Not surprised. GTFO Steve Holt
10 years ago at 12:51 pmI accidentally saw 5 minutes of high school musical the other day. Still better than a Steve Holt article.
10 years ago at 12:52 pmFlat ass #NF
10 years ago at 2:07 pmHer ass looks like a Albertson’s bag full of paint
10 years ago at 9:35 pm