Lindsey Pelas Filmed Riding Shotgun In Off-Road Vehicle, Footage Proves Her Boobs Are Real

Alex Buscemi10 years ago

Lindsey Pelas has a perfect rack. Michelangelo himself couldn’t carve a better set of sweater-stretchers if he was still alive and didn’t like dudes. But like any woman with legendary chesticles, Miss Pelas has come under fire time and again from haters claiming her prized puppies are fake. She’s dismissed the naysayers outright in public statements, but there’s no better way to prove her two very big points than with slow-mo video footage.

Watch Pelas ride shotgun while seven-time off-road racing champion BJ Baldwin takes her and model Jordan Carver for a (thankfully) bumpy ride.

They don’t even need airbags.

Observe Carver in the back. Now THOSE are fake tits. Still awesome. But fake. And this video provides the perfect side-by-side comparison. Let’s examine things more closely.

There is a moment during every jump, immediately after the vehicle reaches its apex, when everything starts returning to earth. Everything but the titties. It is during this crucial phase where the real tits distance themselves from the pack. As the vehicle begins its descent, real tits will compress against the body, much like a plate of Jell-O would under the force of gravity (see figure A).

Fig. A

Fake tits, on the other handful, will hold their form. The silicon insides prevent proper compression (see figure B)

Fig. B

In summation: boobs..

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