We’re All Pulling For Grayson Murray To Qualify For The Masters And Have Lindsey Pelas As A Caddie
There’s a reason a quarterback heaves up a Hail Mary pass at the end of a game with his team down by a touchdown. Your chances of connecting from 20 or more yards out are less than five percent, but there’s still a damn chance. For rookie golfer Grayson Murray, he’s already connected on one when he asked Instagram hottie Lindsey Pelas to be his caddy. Now, he’s gonna need another prayer answered.
Atta baby, Murray. Shoot that shot, son.
I love The Masters as much as the next guy, but hell, it can drag some years more than others. This is a bit of a down year excitement wise so adding Pelas to the mix would certainly spice things up and bump those CBS ratings. It kind of lost all its sex appeal anyhow once Verne Lundquist got less and less airtime.
I’d like to take this time to mention unsung hero in all this, John Peterson.
Unfortunately, Murray’s shot at actually making The Masters isn’t great. He’s been struggling lately and will need to win out at the Houston Open for a shot at the green jacket. That’d be crazy, right? Lightning doesn’t strike the same place twice.
From the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration:
“Lightning does hit the same spot (or almost the same spot) more than once, contrary to folk wisdom.”
Well, fuck my ass and call me Cassandra. This may just happen..
Images via Lindsey Pelas, Grayson Murray
No pictures?
8 years ago at 11:54 amI got you.
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8 years ago at 12:06 pmYou’re doing the lord’s work Dan.
8 years ago at 12:07 pmWhen I’m President, you’ve more than earned a seat at the table.
8 years ago at 12:12 pmPSA: Apparently there’s a WWE Diva named Paige, and she just had some scorching hot sex tapes released. If you love B-list celebrity smut as much as I do, get to Googling.
8 years ago at 11:59 amSub-par tapes honestly.
8 years ago at 12:03 pmYou compare them Kim Kardashian, not Alexis Texas. Celebrity status overcomes lack of professional experience.
8 years ago at 12:11 pmChick has some mongoloid cannons!
8 years ago at 12:01 pmThat’s not what mongoloid means.
8 years ago at 12:10 pmHer tits are far from asian.
8 years ago at 12:30 pmI want nothing more in life than to blow a creamy load all over those chest cannons.
8 years ago at 12:12 pmFire in the hole!
8 years ago at 1:25 pmShe’s more plastic than Dorn’s collection of G.I. Joe’s.
8 years ago at 12:28 pmDo you think we care?
8 years ago at 2:23 pmShe knows how to give someone a wood, both on and off the course
8 years ago at 2:40 pmHow do you tell whether she is purposely leaning in one direction or she just lost some ballast?
8 years ago at 6:14 pmBilzerian ran through it. And although there’s a 50.357% chance that I have him edged out in length and girth… Bilzerian ran through it.
8 years ago at 9:37 pmJohn Peterson sounds like a huge tool
8 years ago at 11:28 pmShe’d make a killing in porn
8 years ago at 2:57 amI mean he’s not wrong
8 years ago at 10:54 am