Lineup For Coachella 2015 Was Just Released, Get Excited You Fucking Druggies

The Lineup For Coachella 2015 Was Just Released, It’s Pretty Epic

Are Drake, Jack White, and AC/DC three of your favorite artists of all time? If the answer is yes, get ready to pack up your car and head out to the sweltering California desert this April for the best possible music festival you could imagine. If the three aforementioned are, in fact, not your favorites of all time, at least there are a ton of other great acts set to spew their music through Coachella’s speakers for the 2015 edition of the festival.

The three-day electric-packed spawn of a concert and a carnival will, again, take place on two separate weekends — Apr. 10-12 and Apr. 17-19 — this year at the Empire Polo Club (TFM) in Indio, Calif. Tickets go on sale Jan. 7, and judging from the rest of the lineup, they are going to sell out quickly and attract fans of all ages.

The Lineup For Coachella 2015 Was Just Released, It’s Pretty Epic

Seriously, Coachella 2015 has something for fans of every genre.

Rap? Raekwon & Ghostface Killah, Tyler the Creator, and Stromae. EDM? Axwell & Ingrosso, Porter Robinson, Martin Solvieg, Guetta, and Kaskade. Classic rock? AC/DC. Enough said. But there’s also Steely Dan, too. Indie? Father John Misty is about all I recognize, but that’s why it’s “indie,” duh. And some throwback emo bands for the kids in skinny jeans? Check, check, and check with Circa Survive, Brand New, and fuckin’ Ryan Adams bringing up the rear.

I’ll see you in the desert, guys. I’ll be the one getting stupid drunk and dancing like a maniac, both weekends.

[via Coachella]

      1. Jonny Plant His Seed

        Instead of lookin’ like a huge jackass, why don’t you come on down in your tiny, electric, environmental-friendly, piece of shit car and see for yourself how Texans really are next time. Could be worth your while.

        11 years ago at 7:10 pm
      2. Jonny Plant His Seed

        You’re damn right, chief. Now for your own sake you might want to delete your account, turn off your computer, and continue trying to find a way to fuck your own face. This ain’t the right website for ya.

        11 years ago at 2:42 pm
      3. JerryJones

        What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of all this fuckin’ freedom.

        11 years ago at 7:44 pm
  1. lax bro6294

    Didn’t Jack White headline enough music festivals last year? And Drake? Seriously? These events are being marketed more and more towards 16 year old girls who enjoy molly and body paint, wearing neon fanny packs and letting the world know daddy wasn’t there for them.

    11 years ago at 4:28 pm
    1. cockslover69

      Artists do things called festival seasons usually after they release music. It’s not a new thing.

      11 years ago at 4:45 pm
    2. Jonny Plant His Seed

      The fact that your description couldn’t of been more on point leads me to believe you’ve gone through a more than fair share of ’em back in the day.

      11 years ago at 5:09 pm
    3. USArmy

      Malena Morgan was there last year with Futurola. I’d give that hot hippie the time of day.

      11 years ago at 8:28 pm
  2. Rum_Ham

    Also happening that weekend is DornChella in his mom’s basement. More Wiggles, Same Drugs, Half the Clothes

    11 years ago at 4:32 pm
    1. MarineCorps

      If you’ve been to coachella you may realize half the clothes is a tall order for the ladies.

      11 years ago at 9:08 pm
  3. Its a TFM

    AC/DC and Steely Dan show up, have no idea who the fuck any of the other musicians are.

    11 years ago at 4:46 pm