Lineup For Coachella 2015 Was Just Released, Get Excited You Fucking Druggies

The Lineup For Coachella 2015 Was Just Released, It’s Pretty Epic

Are Drake, Jack White, and AC/DC three of your favorite artists of all time? If the answer is yes, get ready to pack up your car and head out to the sweltering California desert this April for the best possible music festival you could imagine. If the three aforementioned are, in fact, not your favorites of all time, at least there are a ton of other great acts set to spew their music through Coachella’s speakers for the 2015 edition of the festival.

The three-day electric-packed spawn of a concert and a carnival will, again, take place on two separate weekends — Apr. 10-12 and Apr. 17-19 — this year at the Empire Polo Club (TFM) in Indio, Calif. Tickets go on sale Jan. 7, and judging from the rest of the lineup, they are going to sell out quickly and attract fans of all ages.

The Lineup For Coachella 2015 Was Just Released, It’s Pretty Epic

Seriously, Coachella 2015 has something for fans of every genre.

Rap? Raekwon & Ghostface Killah, Tyler the Creator, and Stromae. EDM? Axwell & Ingrosso, Porter Robinson, Martin Solvieg, Guetta, and Kaskade. Classic rock? AC/DC. Enough said. But there’s also Steely Dan, too. Indie? Father John Misty is about all I recognize, but that’s why it’s “indie,” duh. And some throwback emo bands for the kids in skinny jeans? Check, check, and check with Circa Survive, Brand New, and fuckin’ Ryan Adams bringing up the rear.

I’ll see you in the desert, guys. I’ll be the one getting stupid drunk and dancing like a maniac, both weekends.

[via Coachella]

  1. DionysusFratGod

    Monday through Friday I’m a GDI pussy creep named Josh but at Coachella I’m the flamboyant Chief of Molly Tribe on my spiritual quest to molest girls I would never have a chance with unless they’re fucked up on roofies . Love – Half of the people there…

    11 years ago at 4:54 pm
  2. the common source

    As worthy as the most based is, the fact that Lil B makes the 3rd line on Sunday shows how weak this year actually is.

    11 years ago at 6:01 pm
  3. GoodbyeNormalStreet

    I’m 100% gonna get shit on for saying this but I like a lot of Drake’s music. Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, and Action Bronson are legit good rappers, but most of those names don’t excite me.

    I wonder if anyone noticed Sturgill Simpson on that list. Heck of a country singer.

    11 years ago at 7:14 pm
    1. Sleazy Asshole

      Pretty sure Wu-Tang Clan’s Raekwon and Ghostface Killah have a little more on Drake, you pussy.

      11 years ago at 8:07 am
      1. GoodbyeNormalStreet

        That’s why I said I like Drake but referred to Ghost and Rae as legit good rappers?

        11 years ago at 9:31 am
    2. DrunkGeneral

      I did notice and yes, indeed, he is one hell of a country artist. Just about everything the sonuvabitch does is gold. As for most of the other performers at the festival, I could do without em.

      11 years ago at 3:35 am
  4. stonewalllee

    If you need another reason not to go to this convention of dirty hippies and weirdos, ICP and their following of white trash will be there as well.

    11 years ago at 7:59 pm