Lineup For Coachella 2015 Was Just Released, Get Excited You Fucking Druggies
Are Drake, Jack White, and AC/DC three of your favorite artists of all time? If the answer is yes, get ready to pack up your car and head out to the sweltering California desert this April for the best possible music festival you could imagine. If the three aforementioned are, in fact, not your favorites of all time, at least there are a ton of other great acts set to spew their music through Coachella’s speakers for the 2015 edition of the festival.
The three-day electric-packed spawn of a concert and a carnival will, again, take place on two separate weekends — Apr. 10-12 and Apr. 17-19 — this year at the Empire Polo Club (TFM) in Indio, Calif. Tickets go on sale Jan. 7, and judging from the rest of the lineup, they are going to sell out quickly and attract fans of all ages.
Seriously, Coachella 2015 has something for fans of every genre.
Rap? Raekwon & Ghostface Killah, Tyler the Creator, and Stromae. EDM? Axwell & Ingrosso, Porter Robinson, Martin Solvieg, Guetta, and Kaskade. Classic rock? AC/DC. Enough said. But there’s also Steely Dan, too. Indie? Father John Misty is about all I recognize, but that’s why it’s “indie,” duh. And some throwback emo bands for the kids in skinny jeans? Check, check, and check with Circa Survive, Brand New, and fuckin’ Ryan Adams bringing up the rear.
I’ll see you in the desert, guys. I’ll be the one getting stupid drunk and dancing like a maniac, both weekends..
[via Coachella]
Monday through Friday I’m a GDI pussy creep named Josh but at Coachella I’m the flamboyant Chief of Molly Tribe on my spiritual quest to molest girls I would never have a chance with unless they’re fucked up on roofies . Love – Half of the people there…
11 years ago at 4:54 pmyou like shitty EDM.
11 years ago at 4:59 pmShoeless hippies on LSD? No thanks.
11 years ago at 5:02 pmAs worthy as the most based is, the fact that Lil B makes the 3rd line on Sunday shows how weak this year actually is.
11 years ago at 6:01 pmBased God.
11 years ago at 6:35 pmThank you.
11 years ago at 7:18 pmI’m 100% gonna get shit on for saying this but I like a lot of Drake’s music. Raekwon, Ghostface Killah, and Action Bronson are legit good rappers, but most of those names don’t excite me.
I wonder if anyone noticed Sturgill Simpson on that list. Heck of a country singer.
11 years ago at 7:14 pmPretty sure Wu-Tang Clan’s Raekwon and Ghostface Killah have a little more on Drake, you pussy.
11 years ago at 8:07 amThat’s why I said I like Drake but referred to Ghost and Rae as legit good rappers?
11 years ago at 9:31 amI did notice and yes, indeed, he is one hell of a country artist. Just about everything the sonuvabitch does is gold. As for most of the other performers at the festival, I could do without em.
11 years ago at 3:35 amIf you need another reason not to go to this convention of dirty hippies and weirdos, ICP and their following of white trash will be there as well.
11 years ago at 7:59 pmWait, ICP is white trash?
11 years ago at 7:59 amFuck all this noise. I’ll be watching the Masters.
11 years ago at 8:00 pmWho the hell are these artists besides the top 3 listed
11 years ago at 8:43 pmFuck this liberal palooza
11 years ago at 8:44 pm