Linfield College’s Pi Kappa Alpha Hit With $8.5 Million Hazing Lawsuit After Pledge Loses Eye

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Those anti-hazing lectures nationals imposes on every chapter under its name are nothing but fluff until shit hits the fan. The vast majority of us will have graduated without a single major incident occurring in our chapter. Those of us who aren’t so lucky, however, receiving the business end of a torture device known as the United States court system.

Linfield College’s Pi Kappa Alpha received their worst nightmare yesterday in the form of an $8.47 million lawsuit stemming from a hazing incident last April that went painfully wrong.

From KOIN:

The lawsuit, filed on Tuesday in Multnomah County Circuit Court, identifies the defendants as the national Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, its local chapter Delta Rho, the local chapter’s building association, Linfield College and a man named William Samp.

According to the lawsuit, “as part of a required ‘pledge’ party to ‘initiate’ students into ‘full’ fraternity membership,” the defendants “coerced” 20-year-old Kellen Johansen to drink alcohol, forced him to run naked through the college’s campus and to retrieve illegal fireworks.

Samp is identified in the lawsuit as the president of the fraternity.

According to the lawsuit, the fireworks were stored in a shed on the fraternity house’s property, which is owned by the building association.

Samp “then negligently discharged the illegal fireworks, resulting in a catastrophic injury that required the surgical removal” of Johansen’s right eye, the lawsuit claims.

The lawsuit claims the illegal fireworks Samp lit failed to launch, and instead exploded on the ground, striking Johansen instead, leading to the loss of his eye. A textbook example of a hazing worst case scenario. Outside of a death, the loss of a body part is a foolproof method to expulsion and possible time in lockup.

Don’t play with fireworks, men. The return on investment is usually piss poor, and that’s if it all goes as planned.

None of the parties involved have commented on the matter, but I’m sure they have more pressing concerns on the mind than dealing with a nosy reporter.

***UPDATE***

I received the following statement this morning from Pi Kappa Alpha.

PIKE

[via KOIN]

Image via PKA – Delta Rho Facebook

  1. Cuntpunting

    “Pi Kappa Alpha announces the end of the pledge process….” is the next headline. But man. Poor guy.

    9 years ago at 10:14 am
  2. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

    Putting aside Pike’s naked pledge party for a moment… If the kid’s going to whatever hell Linfield is, I don’t think his eye is worth $8.5mil. Back to the Pikes, how many bottle rockets were fired from these pledges asses?
    There’s an odd lack of detail on this story as is.

    9 years ago at 10:24 am
    1. Fratopia

      I would not trade my eye for $8.5 mill. A millionaire with an eye patch is still a guy with one fucking eye at the end of the day.

      9 years ago at 10:42 am
      1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        Woah, you must be the closer. No lawyer could fight that. Air tight argument, indeed.

        9 years ago at 11:05 am
      2. Fratopia

        You should change your username. Ruger_Dern was a god damn saint around these parts and you are soiling his name.

        9 years ago at 4:13 pm
      3. bourboncountry

        He should embrace it and go full Mcpoyle. Thatd be a bright side to this story

        9 years ago at 11:06 pm
    2. House of Paign

      I would trade my left eye for $8.5Mill. Then not only could I retire, but I could walk around in a red silk dinner jacket and a badass looking eyepatch, and the ladies would be all like “Ooooh, he’s SO mysterious.”

      9 years ago at 5:58 pm
      1. Fratty McFratFrat

        And when you burn a heater the smoke will come out your empty eye socket.

        9 years ago at 1:24 am
  3. DrGonzoTFM

    These idiots just gave school administrators across the country more ammo in their fight to destroy Greek life.

    9 years ago at 10:26 am
  4. HurricaneSzn

    Literally here at Miami or any other college that my friends go to one of two things ring true, either Pike fucking blows, or they do some stupid shit to get kicked off.

    9 years ago at 11:18 am
  5. billybudd

    Countersue the fireworks manufacturer who made the faulty explosive device. Boom

    9 years ago at 11:24 am
    1. billybudd

      Also this same shit could have happened to literally anyone messing around with fireworks, but since people involved were in a fraternity it’s obviously a huge deal

      9 years ago at 11:27 am