Little Kid In Blazer Wanted Nothing To Do With Meeting President Obama
10 years ago

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When President Obama met with a departing Secret Service agent and his dime of a wife, their son was simply not having it. Looking presidentially dapper–in a blazer, khakis, and boat shoes–he found himself in a situation I’m no stranger to: face down on a couch.

Whatever your politics are, meeting the president is a pretty big honor, but this kid couldn’t be bothered by partisan talks or social pleasantries. Reports that he had a sucker in and shotgunned a few bottles on the White House lawn before stepping into the Oval Office have been unsubstantiated. Whatever the ensuing investigation reveals, it’s clear that some people just can’t handle their milk.

Oh, and for the love of God, be nice to Dorn, you monsters. Comments such as, “kids face down on couches are Dorn’s specialty” are pretty messed up.

Image via Lawrence Jackson/White House Photographer

    1. ShmeepStar

      Didn’t even notice the pattern on her dress, was too busy imagining what she looked like with it off.

      10 years ago at 3:31 pm
    1. ShmeepStar

      I wonder if that’s the same couch from when Bill was in office. I’d smell it too.

      10 years ago at 4:27 pm
  8. Frat Town

    “kids face down on couches are Dorn’s specialty”, Glad you covered the truth in the end.

    10 years ago at 3:20 pm