Little Kid In Blazer Wanted Nothing To Do With Meeting President Obama
When President Obama met with a departing Secret Service agent and his dime of a wife, their son was simply not having it. Looking presidentially dapper–in a blazer, khakis, and boat shoes–he found himself in a situation I’m no stranger to: face down on a couch.
Whatever your politics are, meeting the president is a pretty big honor, but this kid couldn’t be bothered by partisan talks or social pleasantries. Reports that he had a sucker in and shotgunned a few bottles on the White House lawn before stepping into the Oval Office have been unsubstantiated. Whatever the ensuing investigation reveals, it’s clear that some people just can’t handle their milk.
Oh, and for the love of God, be nice to Dorn, you monsters. Comments such as, “kids face down on couches are Dorn’s specialty” are pretty messed up.
Image via Lawrence Jackson/White House Photographer
Kids face down on couches are Dorns specialty
10 years ago at 3:46 pmJesus Christ Obama get your fucking suits pressed.
10 years ago at 5:05 pmNo shit. It’s like he just sits around all day and does nothing.
10 years ago at 8:47 pmI wonder how many girls have been bent over that couch in the Oval Office?
JFK to Marilyn for starters….
10 years ago at 5:34 pmGonna go out on a limb here and say it’s not the same couch from 1962
10 years ago at 5:55 amI bet FDR tore it up on that couch.
10 years ago at 10:48 amI’d love to secret service that’s agent wife.
10 years ago at 5:52 pmSecretly wanting to service that child’s oval orifice. TDM. …
10 years ago at 7:03 pmNobama.
10 years ago at 10:31 am