Look How Fucking Stoked Penn State Football Gets When The Band Crashes A Team Meeting
Earlier this week, I introduced many of you to Anthony Zettel, the mentally unstable Penn State defensive tackle who spent an offseason form-tackling dying trees and perfecting his roundhouse kicking abilities. I made some disrespectful comments about the state of PSU football, many of which were unfounded. For that, I apologize. Up until this week, I have had an anti-PSU bias. That’s changed now.
I have no idea how Penn State will do this season, but I do know that they like to have a good time, as evidenced by this video PSU Football uploaded yesterday:
I don’t know much about what is going on here, outside of an unexpected visit from the PSU drum line. Why they are there, I have no idea. But I do know that PSU football players and coaches absolutely lose their minds for it, and it’s hilarious.
I have two highlights from this video I want to discuss. First is that weird fucking crab-shuffle James Franklin does when the drum line walks in. I’ve spent the last ten minutes in the office trying to recreate it for my coworkers, to no avail. Is he dancing? Is he running? Is he having a seizure? It lasts merely seconds, but I will not forget it soon. Truly incredible, Jimmy Frank.
The second is this guy. I have no idea who he is, what position he plays, or if he is any good, but I think he deserves the Heisman Trophy strictly for his weird, but awesome dancing display:
You’ve won me over, PSU football. Let’s go, State..
[via Instagram]
Funny I haven’t heard this much excitement in a PSU facility since…
10 years ago at 2:10 pmNew forum topic: you have a gun with one bullet and you’re in a room with the chive and Steve Holt. What do you do?
10 years ago at 2:12 pmShoot the Chive, pistol whip Steve.
10 years ago at 2:49 pmShoot myself
10 years ago at 2:56 pmCargos on the kid with the big drum strapped to him
10 years ago at 3:27 pmSteveHolt is such a slapdick that he doesn’t even realize how bad his articles really are. He makes the intern look like fucking Hemingway.
10 years ago at 4:49 pmListening to the drumline is always one of my favorite parts about going to games.
10 years ago at 7:04 pmTypical Penn state move. They think they are the best at everything, even their bad deserves this type of behavior. They are about as deutsch as it gets
10 years ago at 9:36 pmBeing “about as deutsch as it gets” ThitlerM
10 years ago at 8:28 am“Let’s go, State!”?? Clearly, you know nothing SteveHolt and do not deserve to write for this glorious publication. We Are!
10 years ago at 10:33 pmSteve holt gets shredded in the comments section about an anti psu post.,then decides to post all these pro psu posts this week #SteveHoltIsACoward
10 years ago at 4:46 am“If you’re stoked hit the showers!” -Sandusky
10 years ago at 8:26 amI like how everybody is going wild, then they show the one white kid clapping as if he is trying to fit in.
10 years ago at 9:31 am