Looks Like Wesleyan Fraternities Won’t Be Going Co-Ed This Fall, University Suspends Last Remaining House On Campus

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Wesleyan University’s plan to force fraternities to become coeducation organizations is a raging tire fire. Monday, the university announced in an email to students and faculty that it is suspending its only remaining active social fraternity on campus, Psi Upsilon. The email stated that the chapter was under investigation by both state and federal prosecutors for “illegal drug activity.” Psi Upsilon, which was set to house female members in the fall, will be closed for the 2015-2016 school year. Anyone planning to live there this upcoming school year, women included, will need to find alternative accommodations.

From Hartford Courant:

“Wesleyan students will not be able to live in the house, and the property will be off limits to Wesleyan students. Any student found at the property will be subject to judicial action by the university,” Wesleyan said.

“This turn of events is deeply disappointing for so many of us,” the Wesleyan statement said. “It is certainly a blow to alumni and students who care for Psi U, and that includes the new women members who had planned to live there this fall. We will reconsider Psi U’s status after the relevant investigations conclude. The investigations may also result in other disciplinary consequences for those involved.

After a string of incidents back in February — most notably, a party at the Eclectic Society involving a “bad batch” of molly that led to the hospitalization of more than a dozen students — police have been cracking down hard and an attempt to get the campus drug problem under control. The Eclectic Society, a coeducational student organization, still remains active on campus despite four of its members being responsible for said “bad batch.”

Psi Upsilon was already on probation due to sexual assault allegations from last year, but they were also the only fraternity to agree to the university’s new coed policies. Delta Kappa Epsilon was suspended by the school earlier in the year after failing to take any “meaningful steps or make any reasonable commitments toward residential coeducation.” They have since filed a lawsuit against Wesleyan for discrimination, which is still pending.

This is actually a blessing in disguise for those girls. I don’t care how much they claim to be “one of the guys.” Two days in, and they’d be looking to break their leases faster than Ronda Rousey knocks a horse-faced Brazilian the fuck out. With the overwhelming, lingering smell of stale beer, piss, vomit, and B.O. combined with the sleeplessness caused by brothers’ loud, cheeky, and often-times destructive late night stunts, even the strongest of women would eventually break.

Overall, it’s sadly looking like the days of fraternity life at Wesleyan are dwindling .

[via Hartford Courant]

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  1. StarShieldandLamp

    Somewhere in America a Liberal Feminist is cheering loudly. They may win this battle, but by God they will lose the war.

    10 years ago at 1:17 pm
    1. geed_N_proud

      Lol you’re fucking jelly that were about to go through pledging which is the best time you only want to experience once. Then we have 7 semesters to fucking live it up fuckboy. Meanwhile you are in your cubicle at office reading TFM articles and doing mock fantasy football drafts hating your job bringing in a solid income but wishing you could go back and relive those golden years

      10 years ago at 1:41 pm
      1. maroonandgold

        Even though you tried your best to make that sound awful. I would rather make an honest living, while supporting either myself or a family, than try to throw a wrench into society as a feminist. Most of them are also dirty, low class, 4s or worse, who couldn’t get laid if they tried.

        10 years ago at 1:49 pm
      2. geed_N_proud

        I’ve lasted two whole years on this site. I think I know what I’m doing.

        10 years ago at 2:16 pm
      3. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Only because you flew under the radar. Keep this crap up, let’s see how much longer you last.

        10 years ago at 2:43 pm
      4. AEW_360

        Shitposting on a satirical website about Greek life? I don’t think you know what you’re doing at all lol

        10 years ago at 3:18 pm
  2. DonnieFuckinAzoff

    I imagine living in a fraternity house with women would be as shitty as the movie Alpha House was depicting it.

    10 years ago at 1:17 pm
    1. Dthesmith

      The women would think that they’d get along with the guys and rage and adapt to the lifestyle, only to hate every second and report them for leaving the common room messy and haroboring an “unhealthy living enviornment.”

      10 years ago at 2:49 pm
  3. duckdog

    When I’m old and gray and have my grandson on my knee, I’m going to say “I remember a time when men were men, women were women and not everyone was a fucking pussy”.

    10 years ago at 1:19 pm
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      We are the last generation of true men. Fellas, a moment of silence for our fallen gender

      10 years ago at 2:40 pm
      1. fratsohardUn1versity

        There is still hope. Google MRA MGTOW and RedPill. Men are finally waking up and ditching their white knight mangina syndrome to become real men again

        10 years ago at 6:48 pm
      2. RisingFratstarOfTX

        Disregarding the whole pot-kettle situation we have here, I don’t know which makes you look like a bigger idiot, your pointless comment, or the god awful grammar involved. You’re a great example of my point, so thanks.

        10 years ago at 6:22 am
    2. AEW_360

      Then he’ll say “I’m literally so fucking #triggered right now I am a proud quantumsexual mysterygender minotaur-kin and what you’re saying is problematic”

      10 years ago at 3:16 pm
    3. Steely_Dern

      Left wing radicals are tearing down the traditions of this country. The upcoming election is a great opportunity for the GOP to literally tell these pussies to “Shut the fuck up” whenever they preach about their liberal idealisms. The first candidate to do that has my vote.

      10 years ago at 3:38 pm
      1. fratsohardUn1versity

        I agree Donald Trump is the only GOP candidate to not be a fucking pussy about shit though. I never thought id be saying this but we need Trump. If Hilary wins and continues this downward spiral of our culture and society that Obama started. I am literally going to be terrified of what society becomes

        10 years ago at 6:50 pm
  4. Deadliest Frat

    So proud to be part of a fraternity that is willing to sue the pants off a school for retarded decision like this.

    10 years ago at 1:24 pm
    1. AEW_360

      DKE has been doing more to protect fraternities from controlling campus administrators than every other fraternity combined. I wish our HQ would stand the fuck up to this nonsense as well instead of always caving

      10 years ago at 3:20 pm
    2. PrezMorningWood

      Damn proud to be a Deke. We might get get screwed over by Wesleyan’s lib-tard administration, but no one will be able to say we went down without a fight. All you nationals that abandoned your chapters and caved should be ashamed of yourselves. Fight for what you believe in, pussies.

      10 years ago at 8:55 pm
      1. LadieslovetheDeke

        God bless Doug and the whole DKE HQ. They do more to stand up for their chapters w a 5 man team than other nationals do with 50.

        10 years ago at 9:35 pm
  5. geed_N_proud

    You frat sloth lords are finally getting the boot from America! Smell ya rapists!

    10 years ago at 1:33 pm
    1. geed_N_proud

      it was a joke! I’m rushing this semester. Just got my new fake id and a crate of rufelin for the parties.

      10 years ago at 1:44 pm
  6. PirateSteveTFM

    “No one will clean our pipes so maybe if we move into a fraternity house we’ll get some dick”
    -Liberal feminists

    10 years ago at 1:38 pm
  7. vemasterson

    What I hate most about this is some non-Greek organizations are guilty of the same if not worse forms of hazing as fraternities, but they get ignored. Universities are waging a war against Greek life and it sucks

    10 years ago at 1:51 pm