Maker's Mark vending machine at Minute Maid Park. TFM.

  1. KSigAndCopenhagen

    Houston Astros fucking suck, they don’t deserve to have Maker’s in their ballpark.

    14 years ago at 9:07 pm
    1. Hazeasaurus Rex

      ^AEKDB. Ya I know. They’re gonna trade hunter pence. The best player they’ve got and they’re gonna fucking pawn him off. That’s why you suck.

      14 years ago at 9:40 pm
    2. k

      No, they deserve it because they suck. The only reason to go to an Astros game nowadays is to drink

      13 years ago at 8:05 pm
  2. MYpaddle_YOURass

    It is said that a bartender is inside these machines and blatantly creates your cocktail then hands it out of the bottom hole. Magnificent.

    13 years ago at 9:31 pm
    1. Brold Spice Guy

      Taking your cocktail out of a bottom hole. NF. Putting your cocktail in her bottom hole. TFM.

      13 years ago at 4:30 pm