6. hazergun

    Jesus Christ, where to begin…….
    Your date is fat, ugly, and flat-chested – NF
    Your suit looks like a Mens Warehouse sale rack special and isn’t even tailored properly – NF
    You drive a Camry – NF
    I’d keep going but I’m too disappointed that the mods even approved this. I’m hoping that they were trying to put this into the Friday Fail folder and hit the wrong button by accident.

    14 years ago at 11:27 pm
    2. hazergun

      You can tell it’s a Camry by the tail end, geed. You don’t have to know shit about cars to recognize one of the most common models on the road – you just have to not be retarded.

      14 years ago at 12:39 am
    3. Engaged and underage

      That girl is NOT fat, in any sense of the word. No reason to be so rude to a lady you don’t even know. Not gentleman-like at all.

      14 years ago at 2:45 am
    4. Fratrick Brochanan

      eh…I wouldn’t even slam this broad…maybe because she is leaning back some, but her gut sticks out farther than her rack.

      14 years ago at 7:03 am
    5. hazergun

      Engaged and underage – If you think this girl is not fat, I can only imagine how much cellulite your porky ass must be packing.

      14 years ago at 11:39 am
    6. Engaged and underage

      hazergun, if you have the lack of respect to speak to a lady in such a way, you shouldn’t be in a fraternity. What would your mother say?

      14 years ago at 8:02 pm
  7. John Reily Frat

    will you go to prom with me. i know a guy that will get us beer and we can take my moms car.

    14 years ago at 2:10 am
  9. Refratican

    Nice attempt -scotchwiskey993. Except, you know when your picture sucks when your 15 nice moves (most likely posted by your dorm floor friends) are less than our shitty comments.

    14 years ago at 7:28 am
    2. St_Fratrick

      30 stones is right. The hybrids are the only ones with silver tail lights I believe. This guy might as well be driving a VW Golf.

      14 years ago at 8:44 pm