Stayed in my room and played FIFA til 3 p.m. so I wouldn't have to make small talk with the maid. TFM.

    1. IHSFrat1855

      Wow you guys should get eachothers accounts and play together. Wouldn’t that be the coolest?

      14 years ago at 12:31 pm
    2. RageMaster

      Yea lay in bed until late afternoon while still making bank and. Have fun at your summer job cool guy.

      14 years ago at 5:31 pm
    1. ballball

      They definitely do…soccer players are europe’s version of frat stars they are gods over there.

      14 years ago at 6:12 pm
  1. older row

    This isn’t super fratty or anything but it made me laugh and it’s relatable too. A lot better than most of the crap coming through this site recently.

    14 years ago at 12:57 pm
    1. founders_keepers

      Agreed. I’ve done this just to avoid awkwardness first thing in the morning.

      14 years ago at 1:16 pm
    1. FratwallJackson

      ..what? I’ll just assume the best and say you must have been drunk. Or else you employ logic in the same fashion as women.

      14 years ago at 8:17 pm
    2. Fratamaran III

      I don’t even like soccer but FIFA is a much better game than NCAA or madden

      14 years ago at 8:53 am
    1. Thenorthwinswars

      I’m not a shit talker, but just shut up dude. This is a hundred times less funny when you know one of his daughters. Additionally, you are handing one to Maria Shriver, the daughter of one of the frattiest men of all time- Sargent Shriver. Yes, he was a democrat, but he was in DKE at Yale (Founding Chapter), chairman of the Yale Daily News (the nation’s oldest college newspaper), and on top of all of that, founded the peace corps. Everyone needs to stop posting ignorant shit, because being Fratty is also about having respect for yourself and others, and making a joke as disrespectful as this one is as NF as it gets.

      14 years ago at 1:45 pm
    2. Brodysseus

      Actually, this is funny as hell, stop being so thin-skinned and take a joke, there are jokes everyone dislikes, deal with it

      14 years ago at 1:51 pm
    3. AccuFrat

      As a DKE at Yale, let me say that though Sargent Shriver is one of our alumni, he became a lib when he married into the Kennedy family, and is not one of our proudest products. And Arnold is a TFM

      14 years ago at 2:30 pm
    4. Rihanna Deserved It

      of course its less funny when the joke’s on you, thats generally how jokes work. this joke isn’t that disrespectful.. you’re just a sensitive pussy.

      14 years ago at 4:39 pm
    5. Because its FaF

      ^^You’re name^^ Don’t so much agree with it, but still fucking hilarious.

      14 years ago at 5:37 pm
    6. Reverend

      Johnson & Johnson make a very nice “No More Tears” Shampoo. You should look into it.

      14 years ago at 10:28 am
  2. Old Row Old Money

    If you were really frat, the help wouldn’t even speak the same language…unless it’s the family’s original “work staff”

    14 years ago at 2:10 pm