That’s nothing. On my 3,000 acre back yard we have: a 36 hole golf course, private airstrip for our fleet of gulfstreams, a water park, a shooting range, servant’s quarters, and a big bouncy castle. Oh and that’s at my summer home.
Why didn’t you just make two 18 hole golf courses? Starts would be confusing. “Son, should we begin play on the front quarter 9, the back quarter 9, the first middle segment 9, or the second middle segment 9?”
Dude that’s frat as shit, do you also have a library stocked with signed copies of Decision Points and a landing strip for Air Force One? Can you post an online brochure that might point out any other rad parts of your summer home?
But really, you had me at 36 holes. I would know because my 11 year old pledge carries my clubs and shit for 18 holes, I’m way too fucked up after chugging at each hole and downing it all with a bowl of fratloops
That’s nothing. On my 3,000 acre back yard we have: a 36 hole golf course, private airstrip for our fleet of gulfstreams, a water park, a shooting range, servant’s quarters, and a big bouncy castle. Oh and that’s at my summer home.
14 years ago at 8:56 pmWhy didn’t you just make two 18 hole golf courses? Starts would be confusing. “Son, should we begin play on the front quarter 9, the back quarter 9, the first middle segment 9, or the second middle segment 9?”
14 years ago at 8:57 pmDude that’s frat as shit, do you also have a library stocked with signed copies of Decision Points and a landing strip for Air Force One? Can you post an online brochure that might point out any other rad parts of your summer home?
But really, you had me at 36 holes. I would know because my 11 year old pledge carries my clubs and shit for 18 holes, I’m way too fucked up after chugging at each hole and downing it all with a bowl of fratloops
14 years ago at 9:00 pmAirforce one’s landing strip. NF. He’s got Pamela Anderson’s landing strip…
14 years ago at 11:18 pmBe easy on the Piker by the way guys, it’s my little brother. He knows what his greatest desire in life is.
14 years ago at 9:02 pm