Sigmabro, no respectable sorority girl would be caught dead being the slampiece of someone born above the mason-dixon line. I would trade my lillys, pearls, daddy’s credit card and pure-breed brittany before socializing with a northern frat. get real.
You assume we would want you? I want children born with braincells. Your Daddy’s money doesn’t make you pretty, nor would any amount of alcohol. You can take the trash out of the trailer, but not the trailer of of the trash.
I think its pretty well known that southern girls are the finest and most elegant girls you can fine. ill pass on your fake tanned, yankee talkin, educated women for our gorgeous, sunkissed women who don’t even need an education cuz us wealthy southern gentleman already make enough dough.
Sigmabro, just shut up you’re making yourself look like a grade A northern douche. Everyone knows that the south is where it’s at and it always will be. So there’s no reason for you to keep bitchin. I frat harder when i go to the gym than you do all year…jus’ sayin
There’s no way this Northern kid got a bid, even if it was somewhere above the Mason-Dixon. When your tailgates, football teams, women, and hospitality are a fraction in comparison to your Southern counterparts, then we’ll listen. Otherwise, raise your standards and get the fuck off this website.
…Because the SEC is good, southern woman are clean, and the tailgating involves overcooked wings and cheap beer. I’d have good hospitality too if I lived the same lifestyle.
Why are you arguing with them sigmabro? Let them believe in their exaggerated sense of self worth. A real hospitable gentleman wouldn’t present himself in the manner these “southerns” are.
thetachiordie- ‘fuckable not dateable’? hmm, I’m sorry that you obviously can’t land a southern sorostitute but if you ever did you would know that our mother’s bred us to be the perfect ladies. We can present our selves with the up most class while in public and know to make a damn good sandwich after we present our ‘fuckable’ side in the bedroom. Only a southern girl will cook, clean and make her husband a cocktail and still look like she stepped out of a lilly catalog.
Sigmabro- our Daddy’s money doesn’t need to make us pretty…if your in a sorority in the south then you are obviously bred from the best. Looks, class and money. We have it all. The one thing our Daddy’s money gets us is into the upper class of old south money that you obviously aren’t privileged enough to be in. I’m sorry my future husband will own your ass one day but that’s the price you pay for living above the mason-dixon line.
onlySouthern, please do not refer to yourself as a slampiece. You have shown that you possess both the grace and charm that are indicative of fine breeding and being born in the South. You are no slampiece, you maam – are a permashacker.
I’m trying to figure out the last time I heard a song about sweet Maryland girls, and for the life of me I can’t remember. I guess crab cakes and football truly are what Maryland is about…and nothing else, sigmabro2 has proven that.
You are all bickering morons. If you took a second to think about it, you would realize that Maryland is south of the Mason-Dixon line. Thus, all of this pithy arguing is null in void. Just let it go already and get back to unanimously hating GDI’s instead of acting like them.
This arguement is GDI. All of you need to grow up. We’re all supposed to be respectful Fraternity men, so let’s act like it.
14 years ago at 9:56 am^GDI
14 years ago at 10:44 amSigmabro, no respectable sorority girl would be caught dead being the slampiece of someone born above the mason-dixon line. I would trade my lillys, pearls, daddy’s credit card and pure-breed brittany before socializing with a northern frat. get real.
14 years ago at 11:46 amMarry me ma’am, I beg you.
14 years ago at 12:15 pmYou assume we would want you? I want children born with braincells. Your Daddy’s money doesn’t make you pretty, nor would any amount of alcohol. You can take the trash out of the trailer, but not the trailer of of the trash.
14 years ago at 12:20 pmI think its pretty well known that southern girls are the finest and most elegant girls you can fine. ill pass on your fake tanned, yankee talkin, educated women for our gorgeous, sunkissed women who don’t even need an education cuz us wealthy southern gentleman already make enough dough.
14 years ago at 12:39 pmI’ll take Reece Witherspoon over Snooki any day. ‘Preciate ya.
14 years ago at 12:44 pmWe’ll keep the inbreeding quarantined where it’s always been. That’s fine with the rest of us.
14 years ago at 12:49 pmTrying to insult a woman = NF. Now I know for sure you’re from the north. Not being taught manners=NF
14 years ago at 12:49 pmYou make money Fratty in Texas? GDI
14 years ago at 12:54 pmEllicott City? Classy GDI, still a GDI
Southern sorostitues-fuckable, not marriable.
I don’t treat apes with manners.
14 years ago at 12:55 pmYour mother must hate you then
14 years ago at 12:58 pmSigmabro, just shut up you’re making yourself look like a grade A northern douche. Everyone knows that the south is where it’s at and it always will be. So there’s no reason for you to keep bitchin. I frat harder when i go to the gym than you do all year…jus’ sayin
14 years ago at 12:58 pmThere’s no way this Northern kid got a bid, even if it was somewhere above the Mason-Dixon. When your tailgates, football teams, women, and hospitality are a fraction in comparison to your Southern counterparts, then we’ll listen. Otherwise, raise your standards and get the fuck off this website.
14 years ago at 1:08 pmYou GO to the gym? That’s definitely frattin it up. I remember when I WENT to a gym. I bet you pay for your membership too. Also very fratastic.
14 years ago at 1:09 pm…Because the SEC is good, southern woman are clean, and the tailgating involves overcooked wings and cheap beer. I’d have good hospitality too if I lived the same lifestyle.
14 years ago at 1:16 pmWhy are you arguing with them sigmabro? Let them believe in their exaggerated sense of self worth. A real hospitable gentleman wouldn’t present himself in the manner these “southerns” are.
14 years ago at 1:31 pmYeah Thetachiordie, I make a lot of money for someone who graduated 2 months ago. Theta Chi is cool…just like poverty is cool.
14 years ago at 4:42 pmthetachiordie- ‘fuckable not dateable’? hmm, I’m sorry that you obviously can’t land a southern sorostitute but if you ever did you would know that our mother’s bred us to be the perfect ladies. We can present our selves with the up most class while in public and know to make a damn good sandwich after we present our ‘fuckable’ side in the bedroom. Only a southern girl will cook, clean and make her husband a cocktail and still look like she stepped out of a lilly catalog.
Sigmabro- our Daddy’s money doesn’t need to make us pretty…if your in a sorority in the south then you are obviously bred from the best. Looks, class and money. We have it all. The one thing our Daddy’s money gets us is into the upper class of old south money that you obviously aren’t privileged enough to be in. I’m sorry my future husband will own your ass one day but that’s the price you pay for living above the mason-dixon line.
14 years ago at 10:28 pmonlysouthern just owned ur northern ass. end of discussion.
14 years ago at 12:18 amonlySouthern, please do not refer to yourself as a slampiece. You have shown that you possess both the grace and charm that are indicative of fine breeding and being born in the South. You are no slampiece, you maam – are a permashacker.
14 years ago at 2:03 amWhere is wall street? End of story.
14 years ago at 8:28 pmGotta love the south. We do it classy.
14 years ago at 10:56 pmFuck, I knew I should have been born in the south. Maybe I can trick these girls into thinking I’m southern so I can finally get laid.
13 years ago at 9:40 amI’m trying to figure out the last time I heard a song about sweet Maryland girls, and for the life of me I can’t remember. I guess crab cakes and football truly are what Maryland is about…and nothing else, sigmabro2 has proven that.
14 years ago at 8:43 pmThis sigmabro guy needs to go play in maryland traffic
13 years ago at 4:27 amYou are all bickering morons. If you took a second to think about it, you would realize that Maryland is south of the Mason-Dixon line. Thus, all of this pithy arguing is null in void. Just let it go already and get back to unanimously hating GDI’s instead of acting like them.
14 years ago at 8:45 amreal slave states were below the 30th parallel, fuck the mason dixon line… dixie isn’t maryland, that’s something GDIs just say
14 years ago at 3:55 pmThat’s a lot of costas
14 years ago at 2:13 pmDid y’all gather everyone’s Costas together to take a sweet frat shot of them to post on TFM?
14 years ago at 1:45 pmReminds me of my mirror en route to Charleston for spring break
14 years ago at 5:19 pmThis picture is to frat, as sigmabro is to gdi.
14 years ago at 10:05 pmAnd this is why I love Louisiana and will never move! This state has the best of both worlds
14 years ago at 10:09 am