Hand-me-down yachts. TFM.

    1. PIKEpledge

      Yeah I drive my 60 foot Hatteras to class at University of Miami from my 10 million dollar beach house, which is just my summer house..

      13 years ago at 1:59 pm
    2. TheCommodore

      I can’t get my yacht onto campus, so I have to use the helicopter to fly from it to class everyday. Life is rough.

      13 years ago at 3:27 pm
    3. Elihu_Smails

      ^ But of course W. is flying the helicopter, while reading Decision Points. Oh yeah, while Reagan is giving you a handjob.

      13 years ago at 5:18 pm
    4. WhoDatFrat80

      The family copter is under repairs because of overuse. I have to settle with casual Escobar lines with Maker’s shots while W. & Kate Upton drop me off at campus in the Rolls Royce.

      13 years ago at 6:23 pm
    5. Jon M Fratsman

      You guys are all poor. I can’t sail my yacht onto campus, so I have my family’s fleet of heavy lifting helicopters fly it to and from class with me in it.

      13 years ago at 6:47 pm
    6. WhoDatFrat80

      ^Sperry’s go without saying. It’s the assumed footwear in any fraternal situation, excluding golf courses.

      13 years ago at 8:05 pm
    1. Sasha_

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      13 years ago at 6:07 pm
    1. El Notario

      swing and a miss. google just told me ive had the words wrong for a long time. making up your own damn words to songs: shit everybody does

      13 years ago at 4:52 pm
    2. Pee Buttermore

      ^Shot in the dark is a pretty touchy choice of words after the theatre 9 shooting.

      13 years ago at 5:03 pm