Blacked out last night but judging by the earring stuck in my pillow, the gold necklace in my bed, the empty Trojan wrapper on the floor and a text that said, "Please don't tell my boyfriend about last night." I'd say it was a success. TFM.

  1. Ben Elli

    Did you wake up and chug a fratwater to? all while wearing a blazer, with your sunglasses on and on a sailboat? NF.

    14 years ago at 8:02 am
  2. phidelt sweetie

    Condoms can be fratty. Maybe she was really nasty or he has too much to lose, get off his nuts. Assholes.

    14 years ago at 4:51 pm