LSU DKE Hangs Hilarious Sign From House, People Get Mad

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LSU’s chapter of Delta Kappa Epsilon has never been a group to shy away from controversy. Maybe you haven’t heard the name, but chances are you’ve at least seen their game day signs. In the past few years, they’ve managed to insult their opponents in a way that’s both topical and hilarious. As you can expect, it’s not the best way to get good press or make friends with the easily offended plebeians that are found on campuses across the nation. In 2014, the Huffington Post ran an op-ed on the fraternity’s “Terrible Sense of Humor.”

Now, it’s the Coalition of LSU Student Organizations Committed to Community that has a bone to pick with DKE. That beef comes in the form of a call to the university’s administration to put their foot down. For reference, here’s the banner that caused all the trouble.

That’s just classic. Whether or not you agree with Kap’s big stand against the man, this slogan needs to be on a t-shirt immediately. Let’s see if the CoLSOCtC’s War on Humor has a leg to stand on.

Holy Toledo that’s a lot to process. By this group’s standards, the guys behind South Park should be in prison. Not only is DKE’s banner promoting a hostile campus environment, it’s also kicking all the victims of this year’s tragic flooding while they’re down. Not to mention all those “similar organizations,” who haven’t really done anything wrong, need to be watched as well. You never know what those pesky Greeks are up to.

Don’t get the CoLSOCtC (get a shorter name, idiots) wrong, though, they totally understand how freedom of expression works and are one hundred percent behind it. Just don’t throw shade at a second stringer who’s using his platform to exercise his freedoms, because that’s where the line is drawn. Heaven forbid anyone receives a little criticism. It’s 2016! We should be past things like reasonable discourse and satire by now.

For what it’s worth, DKE has been down this road before. They’ve hung banners roasting everyone from Michael Sam to Casey Anthony, all while keeping the tone on football. If the administration hasn’t been henpecked to a point of rolling over just to look good, then the unreasonably long and unpronounceable acronym really doesn’t have a dog in this fight.

If DKE can make headlines for the price of a sheet and some spray paint, then I say keep on. There are chapters that would beg for that kind of exposure. At this point, a few outraged people is just the cost of doing business.

  1. FrayettevilleLegend

    A group of adult human beings just formally tattled to the principal. This is why we need to put bullies back in schools.

    9 years ago at 12:06 pm
    1. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

      Please note, the target is also an adult and remains unaffected. We have third-party, uninvolved passersby who feel hurt.

      9 years ago at 6:27 pm
  2. Henry_Eighth

    Here’s how to stop all this Kapernicking: before the national anthem, the announcer should say, “Let us all kneel to honor America and the brave law enforcement officers who keep us safe.” What’s he gonna do then, stand up?

    9 years ago at 12:35 pm
      1. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

        Frabst doesn’t work weekends so I’ll take a stab at it. Fsu got fucked harder than a tfm fan waiting on fail Friday.

        9 years ago at 5:48 pm
      2. GeorgeH31

        I think what I was trying to say is, FSU got blown out more than a bunch of guys in a Mia Khalifa gang bang. Or something like that

        9 years ago at 9:18 am
  3. Harambe2020

    when all those plebs walk by and are butthurt cus someone else is exercising their right of free speech and it goes against their opinion

    9 years ago at 3:18 pm