Lubbock Grocery Store Perfectly Trolls TCU With Keystone Light Display
10 years ago

Earlier this week, TCU suspended co-starting defensive end Michael Tuaua after he allegedly beat the shit out of another student and then stole his case of Keystone Light.

It is one of the funniest arrests of the college football season, even if we are only entering Week Four. Texas Tech fans find it funny, too. In fact, one Lubbock grocery store has a special “This Week Only” promotion for Red Raider fans preparing for tomorrow’s home game against TCU.

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I truly appreciate the use of the “Come and Take It” flag.

The undefeated Red Raiders are as confident as ever after beating Arkansas on the road last week. Tech head coach Kliff Kingsbury even used his post-game press conference as an opportunity to talk shit about Bret Bielema. Things are trending up in Lubbock.

TCU isn’t bad, either. The Horned Frogs are 3-0, but the defense has shown glaring weaknesses in the early part of the season. They are due for an upset.

I guess now is a good time to segue into my #SteveCovers pick of the week. I’m taking Texas Tech +7 on Saturday. I’m also taking the under at 80 and I’m taking Tech straight up on the moneyline. Guns up, motherfuckers — tortillas will be flying.

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  3. SphincteralMicturation

    I was wondering why that article read so fucking god-awfully and then I realized it was written by you.

    10 years ago at 5:49 pm
  5. The Boz

    I know some of the writers at TFM love Texas fucking Tech, but I’m willing to bet my life TCU will be up by at least 2 tds at halftime

    10 years ago at 7:54 pm
  7. iitz kuehl

    This may possibly be one of the best articles I have ever read. The imagery from these flowing sentences is enough to conjure pure bliss and a full sense of the story in my mind; this truly is what the English language was designed to do. Shakespeare and the great Cicero himself would be left dazed at the very reading of this article. It would be enough to get feminists to shut their traps for a
    minute.

    Is this article good? Does the pope shit in his hat? Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? Are there naked dicks in gay porn? If I finish on your face am I satisfied? The answer to all these questions of the serenity of life are yes. Who could write such an article? …….I seem to have realized this is a Steve Holt article all above writing is now considered null and void. Holt was probably to retarded to understand from the onset that this was a satire written to draw attention to the problem of his existence. #blackballsteveholt

    10 years ago at 9:02 am
  8. hippie dippie

    one time, some frat guys in lubbock beat me up and stole my home made kahlua. joke’s on them though, the ingredients weren’t locally sourced!!

    10 years ago at 12:03 pm