This girl called me a douche last night. I called her a taxi this morning. TFM.

  1. Deltlegacy1898

    Piss drunk slam at 4 in the morning: “How do i get home??” Me: “I think its at the corner of get a map and fuck off.” TFM.

    13 years ago at 2:37 pm
    1. Deltlegacy1898

      Do you know how much vag we sling, rookie? or how much blow we deal? no you probably dont because you’re a highschool virgin or a total goon in a bottom tier frat. quit trying, trout sniffer.

      13 years ago at 3:23 pm
      1. DonBreaux

        Who the fuck brags about being a legacy? You got in cause of your family if you have to pull the legacy card.

        13 years ago at 6:17 pm
      2. Titties and tshirts

        Woah. You sling blow and get vag. You really do frat harder than anyone.

        13 years ago at 8:45 am
    1. Deltlegacy1898

      calm your shit virgin. i dont know where you go to school but around here Delt is top tier.

      13 years ago at 3:21 pm
    2. ScottCHB

      ^^ you didn’t catch that when he was telling us that awesome story about that time he had sex with a girl?

      13 years ago at 6:14 pm
    3. GTgentleman

      Directed at deltlegacy in all of his gayness. And yes I’ll take my fucking laps.

      13 years ago at 6:55 pm
    4. Deltlegacy1898

      whys everyone so bitter? does it get old being a part of a bottom tier frat and being looked at as the rapists on campus?

      13 years ago at 7:47 pm
    5. YouFilthyAnimal

      Chili’s guy was trolling before it was cool to troll. The best kind of hipster, you respect your elders rookie.

      13 years ago at 12:03 pm
    1. I am drot nunk

      Well I would tell you to take laps, but that is actually grammatically correct.

      13 years ago at 4:49 pm
    2. ButtpeeMcgee

      Guys, guys, GUYS! You’re neglecting to acknowledge the most important part of this whole thing: Joseph Fraterno failed to urinate in this girls anus. Thats what we should be focusing on.

      13 years ago at 11:26 pm