1. BourbonWhileCoked

      ^Check the timestamp, bellhop. Some of us have jobs and are at work at 12:36pm on a Monday afternoon, boy. Now go collect your welfare stamps

      12 years ago at 1:04 am
    1. Willy and Waylon

      I would 3 putt the rest of my life, just to have her in my room alone and tell me “I’m not that type of girl.”

      12 years ago at 7:04 pm
    1. BourbonWhileCoked

      They? To whom are you referring. You must be one of them camelfuckers who prays to Brahma, Vishnu, and Shiva. Here in America, we are one nation, UNDER GOD, not multiple Gods. Kindly fuck yourself sir

      12 years ago at 1:06 am
    2. BourbonWhileCoked

      Already lacing up for my lack of question mark, but not for you, camelfucker.

      12 years ago at 1:06 am
    3. Bourbon_Neat

      ^ I hope you and any other uppity pledge gets all the try-hard hazed out of you.

      12 years ago at 8:34 am
    4. Brocephus1855

      BourbonWhileCoked please, for the sake of everyone on this site, shut the fuck up.

      12 years ago at 12:40 pm
    1. BourbonWhileCoked

      You must be from Buttfuck, Idaho because no Southerner would sell his farm for a slam. For all you know her face could be a total dealbreaker. Fuck you, sir.

      12 years ago at 1:03 am
    2. FairwayFreddy

      Oh fuck off rushee. Nobody gives a fuck if you’re from the south. You’re still a douche bag with a try hard name

      12 years ago at 2:38 am
    3. BourbonWhileCoked

      Actually it’s pledge, not rushee. Chug bleach, and chase with gasoline.

      12 years ago at 4:42 am
    4. OMFratRebel

      ^^Do you need a frog togg towel? They cool you down quite effectively when you sweat from trying too hard.

      12 years ago at 9:57 am
    5. Anderson_Pooper

      ^^^ you definitely got legitimately excited when TFM promoted you to pledge. and that is awfully sad.

      12 years ago at 3:07 pm
    6. The duck slayer

      Its actually a God Damn figure of speech you illiterate moron. You must be a real (try) hard ass from satan knows where and its awfully fucking weird that you masturbate to your stupid TFM subtitle. Now take your bull shit, riff raff elsewhere geed

      12 years ago at 10:24 pm