Malia Obama Goes To Lollapalooza, Takes Selfies, Kicks Americans
Malia Obama is your typical, teenage girl. She loves music, presumably likes to party, and loves taking selfies. There’s nothing out of the ordinary about her, minus the whole “being the president’s daughter and needing the Secret Service to escort her everywhere” thing.
The 16-year-old decided she wanted to have some fun this past weekend, so she attended the famous music festival, Lollapalooza, in Chicago. Let’s take a quick sidebar and question Barry O.’s parenting here. He allowed his daughter to attend a music festival that is known to run rampant with sex and drugs. Even with the Secret Service watching her, there’s always a chance that she could ditch, just like a scene out of “First Kid.”
SPOTTED MALIA OBAMA AT @lollapalooza!!!!! Sunflower dress game strong
— Sara Rahmankhah (@sararahmankhah) August 3, 2014
Malia took time from her afternoon of raging to take a few selfies, as any other girl would do while raging.
J chillin with Malia Obama✌️ pic.twitter.com/IuM0A88g9B
— Sarah (@cleaaaaver) August 4, 2014
Sarah was one of the lucky ones, though, seeing as Malia used a power move excuse to deny having her picture taken with a guy who I’m sure was trying to get in her pants.
I asked Malia Obama for a picture and she said she wasn’t allowed to take pictures with people
— JD (@SlumDog_) August 4, 2014
After taking a few selfies, Malia decided she really wanted to steal the show by straight up kicking another American citizen. Bridget Truskey took to her twitter to let the world know that she took some sort of weird excitement from being kicked by Barry O’s kin.
From The Daily Caller:
I got (accidentally) kicked by Malia Obama today at Lollapalooza. No lie. Malia. Obama. It was awesome. #lollapalooza — Bridget Truskey (@b_truskey) August 4, 2014
I’m sure the Secret Service told her to say it was “accidental.” Looks like the power-hungry gene trickled down from father to daughter.
[via The Daily Caller]
Image via Twitter
Who cares?
10 years ago at 1:55 pmThe high school kids that this website now caters to
10 years ago at 2:27 pmI blame Dorn.
10 years ago at 3:25 pmI blame Obama
10 years ago at 10:48 pmThe last line saved me from completely hating this.
10 years ago at 2:03 pmI wouldn’t mind seeing a Dan Frockington / malia obama back and forth.
10 years ago at 2:08 pm“One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”
10 years ago at 3:53 pmWhy the fuck is this on TFM? Chicago- NF. Obama- NF. Jesus is this fucking screwing circle now?
10 years ago at 4:10 pmTake it easy over there
10 years ago at 6:10 amThe 16 year old me would have tried to get her to hook up in a port-o-potty just like the good old days.
10 years ago at 5:06 pmWith the recent developments about the secret service’s wild parties I’m sure one of them was rolling face.
10 years ago at 7:03 pmI met her at a summer camp social where she bragged about smoking weed
10 years ago at 11:52 pm