The World’s Hottest Pilot Is This Swedish Babe Who’s Also Pretty Decent At Yoga
When I think of the ideal pilot, I think of a grey -aired ex-Air Force colonel who has spent more time in the air than I’ve spent watching Seinfeld. I know this guy will take me on a no-frills cruise at 35,000 feet. Nothing fancy, just a no-nonsense ride that gets his cargo where they need to go with minimal complications. He’s not much to look at, and probably has outrageously awful farts from his strict diet of peanuts and Chili’s Too. But he’s the best of the best, and I trust this pilot with my life.
But after seeing this Swedish pilot who is St. Elmo’s Fire flames-level hot, I’ve completely reevaluated what I want in someone flying me to all corners of the earth. Her name is Malin Rydqvist, she’s a 29-year-old pilot from Sweden who is based in Croatia, and she likes to post pictures of herself doing yoga poses in exotic places. And they’re prettayyyy prettayyyyyy pretty good. Remind me to start flying to Croatia more after you look at these photos.
I would do unspeakable things to show this girl my puddlejumper’s cockpit.
According to the New York Post, she has her own yoga clothing line called “Fly Me Yoga” and hopes to one day open a yoga resort. Smoking hot, flexible, AND entrepreneurial? Another example of how girls from Sweden are unparalleled..
Image via Instagram/@flymeyoga
I’ve been told it’s “wrong” to masturbate on an airplane.
8 years ago at 2:57 pmFrowned upon
8 years ago at 3:09 pmIt’s illegal now after 9/11. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden
8 years ago at 3:56 pm#neverforget
This girl is actually a unicorn.
8 years ago at 3:19 pmWhere the fuck is Harrison?
8 years ago at 3:26 pmNobody gives a shit about Harrison.
8 years ago at 7:20 pmWould face the inevitable doom of a female pilot crashing just to hear her say “thank you for flying with us”
8 years ago at 3:26 pmI changed my mind, I want this girl to use my tongue as a butt plug.
8 years ago at 3:32 pmImagine fucking a girl in the second to last position my god
8 years ago at 3:50 pmI want her to do those walls splits on my face
8 years ago at 4:08 pmFuck all you guys.
8 years ago at 4:33 pmCall me old school, but I’d still rather have her manning the drink cart in a questionable skirt than flying my plane
8 years ago at 4:09 pmAbsolutely.
8 years ago at 4:23 pmI haven’t been comfortable with female pilots since Amelia Earhart.
8 years ago at 9:33 pmYou’re old school.
8 years ago at 10:56 pmI want to see her cockpit!!!
8 years ago at 4:12 pmUnderrated comment.
8 years ago at 4:19 pmI’ve flown with hotter pilots
8 years ago at 4:22 pm-actual airline pilot. Yeah I’m too old for this website
Nobody cares
8 years ago at 6:12 pmcool story bro
8 years ago at 10:28 pm