Man Attempts Bigfoot Prank, Gets Bounced Off Two Cars and Dies
A man in Montana threw on a military Ghillie suit (if you’re unfamiliar, those are the mossy looking camouflage getups so unnecessarily worn by the arresting cops in To Catch a Predator) to portray a Sasquatch on Sunday night. Ghillie suits definitely put off a major Bigfoot vibe, but unfortunately for 44 year-old Randy Lee Tenley, they also make you hard to identify, especially at night, you know, what they were designed to do.
Randy T., who may or may not be related to Randy Travis (yes, I’m still using Randy Travis jokes), walked out on the road in an effort to startle passers by and convince them of a Squatch sighting. He got clipped. Hard.
“He was trying to make people think he was Sasquatch so people would call in a Sasquatch sighting,” Montana Highway Patrol Trooper Jim Schneider said. “You can’t make it up. I haven’t seen or heard of anything like this before. Obviously, his suit made it difficult for people to see him.”
Randy got bounced off two cars and was pronounced dead at the scene. He was struck by a 15 year-old girl, then run over by a 17 year-old girl, both of which I can only imagine were jammin’ out to the Biebs and texting their besties when they looked up and saw the sloshed Randy T. doing his Sasquatch thing out on the road.
“Alcohol may have been a factor,” Schneider said.
Yeah, it may have been. Randy T., Darwin Award nominee.
- [via Daily Inter Lake]
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13 years ago at 11:00 amI’ll insert my dick in yo mouf.
13 years ago at 11:46 am[insert either joke about this comment box above me being awfully dark, joke about one of us not being like the others, or joke about a floating username]
13 years ago at 1:28 pm[first], btw
13 years ago at 1:41 pm[Insert joke giving FIRSTpostOX what he asked for and making a joke about “Lil-Fratty” having a coon name, being different and a second class citizen, and about his user name floating. All of which are true.]
13 years ago at 4:57 pmAy fuck u bruh!
13 years ago at 8:58 pmWhat’s the age of consent on this highway…15 & 17 year-olds driving around….?
13 years ago at 11:45 amPretty sure it’s passers-by there, champ.
13 years ago at 12:07 pmYeah, what the fuck is a passer byer, Dorn?
13 years ago at 2:58 pmObviously, this is yet another sad example of the tragic consequences of allowing females to drive.
13 years ago at 12:54 pmThis is just further proof every accident in automobile history was caused by a woman driver.
13 years ago at 2:57 pmor some kind of chinese.
13 years ago at 4:59 pm15 and 17 are debatably the sexiest ages.
13 years ago at 3:59 pm