Man Awarded $567,000 After Boss Forces Him To Motorboat Her Tits

Screen Shot 2014-03-24 at 11.40.25 AM

This is one of those cases that never gets reported if the motorboatee is at least moderately attractive. I’m sorry to say it, but the perp in this story falls short of moderately attractive–thus, here we are. You just can’t go around shoving your subordinates’ faces into your tits if you look like Galveston County’s Precinct 7 Constable Pam Matranga.

Screen Shot 2012-05-04 at 11.49.53 AM

Matranga–who, per the report, is also a kind of a freak–put the wrong man’s face in her chest. James P. Gist, 51, was awarded $567,000 after a jury agreed that he was sexually harassed by the sloppily voluptuous 55-year-old Matranga.

From the Houston Chronicle:

The jury made the award Friday to James P. Gist, 51, after deciding that former Precinct 7 Constable Pam Matranga, 55, sexually harassed him from May 2011 until October 2011.

Gist accused Matranga of repeatedly making suggestive comments, of pressing his head between her breasts and of making other sexual advances. He alleged that he was fired after Matranga discovered that he was attempting to record her advances.

I mentioned Matranga was freaky. Here’s why:

During testimony rife with sexual content, Matranga admitted that she joked with Gist about his attending “chunky chick night” at a strip club where Matranga would have a chance to perform. She said she did not recall mimicking a topless dancer performing a lap dance at his office chair.

She was also accused of playing a little game she calls “under the shirt.” The “game” is pretty much exactly what it sounds like–she would apparently lift up her shirt and pull it down over guys’ heads.

Matranga was dropped from the lawsuit, leaving the county responsible for the damages.

[via Houston Chronicle]

  1. Takin_Back_Texas

    big brawny lady cops are what Dorn like when middle school boys are hard to come by….

    11 years ago at 12:52 pm
  2. fratmydickbitch

    Barstool had this up five hours ago and Galveston is like 2 And a half hours from Austin. Fucking pathetic.

    11 years ago at 12:58 pm
    1. FreedomandFratting

      You know what’s pathetic? Your bullshit whining. Quit your damn complaining you sorry sack of shit. If you don’t like it, report news tips to the damn website or better yet start your own parody website and report the news fast as shit. Hell hire a fucking psychic and report the news before it happens. Call it Total Nostradmus Move. Fuck off you try-hard and quit ruining my day.

      11 years ago at 1:08 pm
  3. Fratman begins

    Am I the only one who finds this ironic because she looks a lot like the same Pam from Archer?

    11 years ago at 1:00 pm