Man Goes Blind From Drinking Vodka, Bottle Of Johnnie Walker Brings Eyesight Back

The author of the original story came out firing with this gem:

As any hardened drinkers know, too much alcohol can severely impair your sight.

Is this common knowledge? I can honestly say I’ve never heard this before. Shit. Now I’m afraid of alcohol-induced onset blindness. Or maybe my ignorance of this danger means I don’t drink enough to have to worry about it. I mean “any hardened drinker” would already know, so I guess I’m not a hardened alcoholic. So I have that going for me, which is nice.

Denis Duthie, 65, suddenly went blind after the vodka in his system reacted with his diabetes medication. Diabeetus.

The 65-year-old had decided to have a few drinks to celebrate his parents’ 50th wedding anniversary. But when he walked into the bedroom of his home in Taranaki, New Zealand, he suddenly found that he could not see anything.

Speaking to The New Zealand Herald, he said: ‘I thought it had got dark and I’d missed out on a bit of time but it was only about half-past-three in the afternoon. I was fumbling around the bedroom for the light switch but … I’d just gone completely blind.’

Shit, man. A 65-year-old blind alcoholic with diabeetus is not a good look.

Duthie checked into the Taranaki Base Hospital the next morning after trying to sleep off his blindness, just like any normal person would. Thankfully, some sharp-thinking and barroom ingenuity would revive his vision. After diagnosis, “doctors immediately decided he needed to go to surgery straight away. The situation was so serious that doctors even told his wife to say goodbye before he went into the [operating room].”

As surgery got underway, the doctors thought he could have formaldehyde poisoning, which can be treated by administering ethanol, which is a strong type of alcohol found in drinks such as whisky. Unfortunately, the hospital did not have enough medical ethanol so a registrar was sent to the local store to buy a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label whisky.

This was then dripped into his stomach through a tube. The results were incredible.

Duthie woke up five days later (five days?!), and to his surprise, had regained his eyesight.

So, what’s the takeaway from this story, guys? If you’re gonna pound alcohol without regard for your vision, or if you think you’re trending toward hardened alcoholism, or if you have the diabeetus, it would behoove you to carry around a bottle of Johnnie Walker. Just to be safe.

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    1. _Bro beans_

      Frat hospital. Doctors probably drank during surgery, spilt the whiskey while messing with his insides, lost the old man for 5 days, told everyone he was asleep, and knew everything was gonna be just fine.

      12 years ago at 4:51 am
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      You realize without the Scotts and the Irish, you probably wouldn’t have your precious American whiskey? Many of the people in the south can trace their heritage back to them. Get an education, fuck-nugget.

      12 years ago at 1:14 pm
    2. YouEnjoyMyFrat

      ^^According to Christians. And even some of them think it was sooner than that. lulz

      12 years ago at 4:48 pm
    3. PhiPhiFrat

      I mean, I’m partial to bourbon but I’m not gonna go around downing Scotch. DM, you’re an idiot.

      12 years ago at 11:36 am
  1. Bone Padre

    Going blind from diabetes. NF.
    Going blind from touching yourself too much as a 9-year old. FaF.

    12 years ago at 12:59 pm
  2. Douglas MacArthur

    Are they sure the vodka caused the blindness or did he drink methanol? Methanol ingestion can also lead to formaldehyde poisoning and blindness.

    12 years ago at 1:19 pm
    1. Bobby BLOWden

      I thought the blindess rumor came from stories about people in the 1920s who went blind from moonshine distilled in lead pipes. Wasn’t the alcohol, it was heavy metal poisoning.

      12 years ago at 12:28 pm
  3. five_fratpples

    Carrying around a bottle of whiskey at all times just in case you go blind. TFM.

    12 years ago at 1:37 pm
  4. DFlo

    Fucking vodka – communist alcohol, stealing that poor diabeetus-riden man’s eyesight

    12 years ago at 2:04 pm
    1. RisingFratstarOfTX

      I bet, if it had the chance, it would’ve given his eyesight to people who didn’t earn it. Commies…fuck ’em, man. Fuuuck them.

      12 years ago at 6:28 pm
  5. Phicouldcareless

    Your parents celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary when your 65 TFTC.

    12 years ago at 4:11 pm