Man Wanted For Pissing On University of Florida Students

BourbonNeat11 years ago

Students at the University of Florida need to be on the lookout for a guy who is running around pissing on people, which is something I never thought I would have to say.

From Gainseville.com:

The victims told the Gainesville Police Department they were standing with their backs turned to the man when they suddenly felt themselves being urinated upon, according to a GPD report.

This has happened in multiple places across campus during a four-day span, so apparently no place is truly safe from this pissing menace. Victims of the “Gainesville Golden Shower” were obviously way too confused to process what was actually happening at the time, which has led to the suspect still being at large.

When the victims confronted the suspect, he exposed himself and then ran off.

The suspect is described as a black man, approximately 25-30 years old, 6 feet tall, medium to chunky build, short curly hair and dark complexion. He was last seen wearing a gray or dark hoodie and baggy jeans.

I’m fairly certain that this is one of the few times in history when having a dick pic would actually help in finding a criminal. To be fair to this guy though, he isn’t doing anything worse than Will Muschamp, who pissed on an entire fan base with last year’s football team.

[via Gainseville.com]