Upcoming Shows On “Manbang,” North Korea’s Version of Netflix

Netflix & Starve?

Best Korea is set to debut its very own video-on-demand service called “Manbang,” which translates to “everywhere” in Korean.

From Yahoo Finance:

While North Korea bills the device as “Netflix for North Koreans,” it’s merely another extension of that country’s internal propaganda. Manbang’s offerings couldn’t be further from Netflix, which has become a portal for not only feature films and popular TV shows but also original content.

According to NKnews.org, the set-top box has two primary features: replaying documentary films about Kim Jong Un and his leadership and providing language-learning resources — for Russian and English. Users can search for programs by typing the title or browsing through categories, which may be the only feature that it shares with Netflix.

“Merely another extension of that country’s internal propaganda.” Pssshht. That statement couldn’t be further from the truth. I mean, check out this awesome lineup of binge-worthy shows.

Sons of Conformity

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Synopsis: Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un rides motorbikes fast with hairy men but not too fast always obey speed limitations or your family go to work camp.

Arrested Development

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Synopsis: Disobedient white family goes to Prison Camp to develop into good citizens. No hijinks of any kind.

No Chance U

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Synopsis: Foolish Americans try to tackle Almighty in plastic armor but he jukes too good no football for you back to work camp.

Master of All

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Synopsis: Indomitable Ruler romances happy female acquaintances while indulging in coffee and food luxuries supplied by Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

Unbreakable Kimmy Jong

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Synopsis: Invincible Leader crushes Western opposition and also dances merrily in inclement weather with platonic homosexual African acquaintance.

It seems things are finally looking up for the Hermit Kingdom’s entertainment industry.

[via Yahoo Finance]

  1. Bobandy

    Kimmy Jong just sounds like the Korean version of Jimmy John’s. Except instead of delivering sandwiches, they just deliver sadness (they still scoop out the bread though).

    9 years ago at 1:52 pm
  2. Chadwick Brice

    Of course it’s called “manbang”. Why should I expect anything Korean to sound fucking normal, or in the very least not sexual?

    9 years ago at 2:50 pm
  3. Mike Donnelly

    Does anybody know if the kid from UVA ever got released from that NK prison camp? Everybody kinda forgot about him.

    9 years ago at 3:18 pm
      1. Chedda B 225

        Welp…. I seent Obama swing a club. Makes Danny Regs look like Nick Faldo. He’s fucked.

        9 years ago at 7:53 pm
  4. SharkWeekTFM

    Making of a Murderer (KJ’s earliest home videos)

    Must Love Dogs (how government monitored internet dating turned into a one family’s new restaurant business)

    Illegally Blonde (immoral female dyes her hair an unapproved color and must face Glorious Nations’s fair and just court system)

    9 years ago at 3:26 pm