Upcoming Shows On “Manbang,” North Korea’s Version of Netflix
Netflix & Starve?
Best Korea is set to debut its very own video-on-demand service called “Manbang,” which translates to “everywhere” in Korean.
From Yahoo Finance:
While North Korea bills the device as “Netflix for North Koreans,” it’s merely another extension of that country’s internal propaganda. Manbang’s offerings couldn’t be further from Netflix, which has become a portal for not only feature films and popular TV shows but also original content.
According to NKnews.org, the set-top box has two primary features: replaying documentary films about Kim Jong Un and his leadership and providing language-learning resources — for Russian and English. Users can search for programs by typing the title or browsing through categories, which may be the only feature that it shares with Netflix.
“Merely another extension of that country’s internal propaganda.” Pssshht. That statement couldn’t be further from the truth. I mean, check out this awesome lineup of binge-worthy shows.
Sons of Conformity
Synopsis: Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un rides motorbikes fast with hairy men but not too fast always obey speed limitations or your family go to work camp.
Arrested Development
Synopsis: Disobedient white family goes to Prison Camp to develop into good citizens. No hijinks of any kind.
No Chance U
Synopsis: Foolish Americans try to tackle Almighty in plastic armor but he jukes too good no football for you back to work camp.
Master of All
Synopsis: Indomitable Ruler romances happy female acquaintances while indulging in coffee and food luxuries supplied by Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
Unbreakable Kimmy Jong
Synopsis: Invincible Leader crushes Western opposition and also dances merrily in inclement weather with platonic homosexual African acquaintance.
It seems things are finally looking up for the Hermit Kingdom’s entertainment industry..
[via Yahoo Finance]
“Netflix and starve”
9 years ago at 1:11 pmNo chill
Better than Dorn’s favorite channel Childbang
9 years ago at 1:14 pmI thought he liked Trailer Park Little Boys?
9 years ago at 1:49 pmCan’t forget How I Met Your Little Brother
9 years ago at 5:12 pmYou forgot about “Its Always Smoggy in Pyongyang”
9 years ago at 1:38 pm“Red Mountain State”
9 years ago at 1:46 pmHow I met your supreme leader
9 years ago at 1:58 pmGame of drones
9 years ago at 9:26 amThere’s no pollution in DPRK, that would require industry.
9 years ago at 2:28 amDon’t forget about “parks and concentration camps”
9 years ago at 1:44 pm“The Sweatshop” a spin off of “The Office”
9 years ago at 1:47 pmKimmy Jong just sounds like the Korean version of Jimmy John’s. Except instead of delivering sandwiches, they just deliver sadness (they still scoop out the bread though).
9 years ago at 1:52 pmOf course it’s called “manbang”. Why should I expect anything Korean to sound fucking normal, or in the very least not sexual?
9 years ago at 2:50 pmDoes anybody know if the kid from UVA ever got released from that NK prison camp? Everybody kinda forgot about him.
9 years ago at 3:18 pmObama is is gonna play Kim Jong un in a round of golf for his freedom
9 years ago at 3:22 pmWelp…. I seent Obama swing a club. Makes Danny Regs look like Nick Faldo. He’s fucked.
9 years ago at 7:53 pmMaking of a Murderer (KJ’s earliest home videos)
Must Love Dogs (how government monitored internet dating turned into a one family’s new restaurant business)
Illegally Blonde (immoral female dyes her hair an unapproved color and must face Glorious Nations’s fair and just court system)
9 years ago at 3:26 pm