I swear on the life of Dorn’s Mom, Intern, if you can put this half-ass attempt at a column up on a Thursday, but still manage to end up posting Fail Friday tomorrow after a reasonable hour (that’s 10AM EST you fuckwit) I will personally come down to your office and make Bacon’s extremely homosexual attempt at hazing you seem like a fucking walk in the park. I’m sure that the entire pledge process at whatever bottom-tier fraternity accepted you will not compare to one night in my hands, and I’ll have you begging to leave almost as soon as you walk in you pathetic little bitch.
I swear on the life of Dorn’s Mom, Intern, if you can put this half-ass attempt at a column up on a Thursday, but still manage to end up posting Fail Friday tomorrow after a reasonable hour (that’s 10AM EST you fuckwit) I will personally come down to your office and make Bacon’s extremely homosexual attempt at hazing you seem like a fucking walk in the park. I’m sure that the entire pledge process at whatever bottom-tier fraternity accepted you will not compare to one night in my hands, and I’ll have you begging to leave almost as soon as you walk in you pathetic little bitch.
11 years ago at 11:24 pmevery dog deserves love especially frat hounds
11 years ago at 3:46 am