This Map Shows The Most Popular Porn Searches By State
Porn is man’s oldest form of entertainment. While there are no cave paintings of The Drew Carey Show, the amount of cavewoman titties on the walls of prehistoric frat-castles is astounding. A recent number crunch by PornHub has determined what Americans like to get their rocks off to on a state to state basis. Here are the results.
No surprise that hot clam on clam action is the dominant term in more than half the states. A few surprises are apparent, though.
• Hawaii, despite having a huge population of real life Asians, is all about some Asian porn. I’m not sure if this is an ego thing or if everyone down there still really hates white folks.
• “Step Mom” pops up in five states while MILF is only featured in one. Apparently the good people of Washington, Alabama, South Dakota, New Hampshire, and Kentucky (HA!) have a serious Oedipus complex instead of wanting to just bang the hot older neighbor. Stay strong, Rhode Island.
• Despite being a huge fan of cartoons, I don’t see what’s up with cartoon porn. That stuff gives me the heebie-jeebies. Tennessee, Nebraska, and Vermont need some therapy. Still better than the “Step Mom” thing, though.
• Georgia and Mississippi are down with the term “Ebony” while Louisiana just comes out and says “Black.” Not sure of the difference there, but take THAT, people who say the South is all intolerant and such.
• In the same vein with “Step Mom” is Step Sister, except maybe a little worse? Stop wanting to bang your relatives, people. At least that particular jolly only goes as far south as Ohio.
• The US of A seriously loves lesbian porn.
So, the next time someone tries to start a political argument with you, just ask what kind of porn they watch. There’s a 64% chance you’ll end up agreeing on something. Porn: bringing America together one search at a time..
[via PornHub]
Everyones seen this before. Have some originality, you sack of shit.
9 years ago at 12:40 pmShut up Meg.
9 years ago at 1:58 pmTell em, Karl!
9 years ago at 2:28 pmRhode Island has it right.
9 years ago at 12:42 pmEbony in the south? What has this world come to?
9 years ago at 12:45 pmNothing wrong with the occasional jungle fever.
9 years ago at 1:14 pmDorn’s top searches include “Playground”, “Kiddie Pool” and “Boy Scouts”
9 years ago at 12:49 pm*Cub Scouts
9 years ago at 12:57 pmNo anal? It’s 2016, America needs to unclench.
9 years ago at 12:50 pmI’d like to thank everyone on Rhode Island who was looking for me.
9 years ago at 12:55 pmSo if I make a quality Movie of two 18 year old black chicks munching box I’ll be set for life
9 years ago at 1:02 pmWho happen to be step sisters
9 years ago at 1:36 pmHave one marry the other’s father to cover that stepmom angle, too.
9 years ago at 4:09 pmWomen of the US of A seriously love lesbian porn.
9 years ago at 1:04 pmSteve bolts favorite porn star is Nefertiti
9 years ago at 1:13 pmProves the South isn’t as racist as the those liberals think.
9 years ago at 1:15 pmNo, the blacks just never left after the war.
9 years ago at 10:32 pmwell there’s a higher percentage of blacks down there.(+plus in my experience southern cucks tend to be more into wf/bm porn than northern ones who are less likely to have that much of a racial bend…possibly because that makes the southern one feel like even more of a bitch,which he finds sexually gratifying of course, due to the culture down there…so yeah,the more you know.)
9 years ago at 4:53 amIf you have to use the words “down there” to refer to the South, don’t fucking talk about the South
9 years ago at 11:05 amReally?Out of all of that that’s what caught your eye?
9 years ago at 1:50 pm