^Fuckin’ this. It is FAF to have tests on undergrad shit that doesn’t matter. Post grad is where you acquire the knowledge of loopholes (for us fratty future lawyers not pussy MD’s) to go out and give the world hell.
Well, fuck phigamsecrets for calling MDs pussies and saying our post grad is worthless. Really, fuck you. I hope your next overdose on blow leaves your death to the hands of a doctor on this site. Good MD postgrad is the reason many, many frat stars are alive today.
Test banks are for blowoff classes, not med school. I don’t care what kind of grip a 3rd year med student or PGY1 gives, if he doesn’t know his shit I am going to pick the nerdy asian girl to do the important stuff.
Who would want a doctor that actually studied? You sir are an irresponsible douche and I hope you either fail med school or get your balls sued off for malpractice.
the USMLE is going to be a bitch for you. and if you do pass step 1, you’ll look like an imbecile on rotations anyways. either way, you’re fucked. step it up
you’re all fucking retarded and this is a TFM. For 90% of doctor’s patients, its fucking morons like you who have a runny nose and have a cold or your dick hurts because you have gonorrhea. Doesn’t take a doctor to treat either of those. For the 10% of cases that may require actual knowledge of symptoms and treatments, they have this little book called the Physician’s Desk Reference. Kinda like you lawyers don’t have everything memorized by heart, you have that shit written down somewhere.
Yea, doctors have plenty of time to look things up in the desk reference while their patient’s heart rate suddenly starts a free fall or after you get hit by a train. If you are anything other than a primary care physician, 90% of the things you see won’t be a runny nose. It takes more than that to get admitted into a hospital.
Guys, any doctor will tell you that they barely remember what they learned during their first two years of med school and of what they do remember they never use it clinically.
Killing patients because you didn’t actually learn medicine, TFTC.
14 years ago at 7:13 pm^Fuckin’ this. It is FAF to have tests on undergrad shit that doesn’t matter. Post grad is where you acquire the knowledge of loopholes (for us fratty future lawyers not pussy MD’s) to go out and give the world hell.
14 years ago at 7:31 pmMedicine: finding loopholes to keep your dying ass alive
14 years ago at 7:39 pmWell, fuck phigamsecrets for calling MDs pussies and saying our post grad is worthless. Really, fuck you. I hope your next overdose on blow leaves your death to the hands of a doctor on this site. Good MD postgrad is the reason many, many frat stars are alive today.
14 years ago at 7:57 pmBecause MDs go through a second pledging and work shifts like pussies, right?
14 years ago at 8:01 pmTest banks are for blowoff classes, not med school. I don’t care what kind of grip a 3rd year med student or PGY1 gives, if he doesn’t know his shit I am going to pick the nerdy asian girl to do the important stuff.
14 years ago at 4:55 pmWho would want a doctor that actually studied? You sir are an irresponsible douche and I hope you either fail med school or get your balls sued off for malpractice.
14 years ago at 7:20 pmFact
14 years ago at 7:34 pmthe USMLE is going to be a bitch for you. and if you do pass step 1, you’ll look like an imbecile on rotations anyways. either way, you’re fucked. step it up
14 years ago at 7:36 pmPussy MD? Haha, now that I’ve had a good laugh, I can get back to doing something with my life that actually matters.
14 years ago at 7:43 pm…like finding the reply button?
14 years ago at 7:48 pmFuckin’ this ^
14 years ago at 8:24 pm^Motherfucking this
14 years ago at 9:33 pmDoogie Howser says “go fuck yourself”
14 years ago at 9:16 pmAnd if you’re a guy, Doogie Howser would probably like to fuck you too.
14 years ago at 11:40 pmYou’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
I hope you get treated by a doctor who cheated his way through med school.
14 years ago at 9:20 pmHey bud, let me know where you end up so I avoid that hospital.
14 years ago at 10:58 pmyou’re all fucking retarded and this is a TFM. For 90% of doctor’s patients, its fucking morons like you who have a runny nose and have a cold or your dick hurts because you have gonorrhea. Doesn’t take a doctor to treat either of those. For the 10% of cases that may require actual knowledge of symptoms and treatments, they have this little book called the Physician’s Desk Reference. Kinda like you lawyers don’t have everything memorized by heart, you have that shit written down somewhere.
14 years ago at 12:25 pm^Obviously not a surgeon, you can’t use a desk reference in surgery. Not true for other reasons, but don’t feel like writing an essay.
14 years ago at 4:52 pmYea, doctors have plenty of time to look things up in the desk reference while their patient’s heart rate suddenly starts a free fall or after you get hit by a train. If you are anything other than a primary care physician, 90% of the things you see won’t be a runny nose. It takes more than that to get admitted into a hospital.
14 years ago at 6:11 pmGuys, any doctor will tell you that they barely remember what they learned during their first two years of med school and of what they do remember they never use it clinically.
14 years ago at 7:42 pm^ This.
14 years ago at 1:31 pmThat being said, I have the Kaplan Step I Q-Bank open in the next tab.
14 years ago at 1:34 pm