Blacked out brother working the door wouldn't let a whale into the party because "pregnant women shouldn't be around secondhand smoke and liquor." TFM.

13 years ago
  2. Frattapalooza

    Twisting quality control into showing totally bullshit “concern” FaF… 1 arm hugging fat just just to tell her “your baby just kicked me through your dress” = hilarious

    13 years ago at 9:37 am
    2. Sunrise Shotguns

      Says the guy who doesn’t know that it is physically impossible to live without “a few chromosomes”.

      13 years ago at 10:21 am
    5. Fratulents

      who cares about the second hand smoke, everyone knows pregnant women are the best lay

      13 years ago at 10:44 am
    9. American

      ^Yeah, we know she puts out, and there’s no chance of her getting pregant again. Its a win win situation.

      13 years ago at 12:41 pm
  3. high kapp

    While it is probably a bad risk management move to have the blackout guy working the door, this is fucking hilarious.

    13 years ago at 10:01 am
    1. toss me a bronson

      Blackout guy taking it upon himself to work the door to keep the party free of randos and whales, TFM.

      13 years ago at 10:48 am
    3. Minnebrota Brophers

      ^their … and all the Wisconsin pussy I’ve dived in has not smelled like cheese.

      13 years ago at 6:24 pm
    4. North Brokota 1793

      thank you for pointing out my error, my fellow minnesotan….how bout those gophers haha GO BISON!

      13 years ago at 7:45 pm
    5. Minnebrota Brophers

      I’m a Wisconsinite through and through but yea Gophers are pathetic.

      13 years ago at 7:59 pm