Clark Griswold pledge has to cover every square inch of the house with Christmas lights. TFM.

    1. Captain Douchebag

      It’s better than your name that sounds like the title of a fucking modern art piece.

      14 years ago at 3:09 pm
    1. KY Gent

      How the Fuck is Christmas NF? Christmas is FAF, egg nog and Christmas sweaters TFTC

      14 years ago at 1:53 pm
  1. TauKickinAssalon

    Gaying up your frat’s house with x-mas lights when you could be getting shwaysted. NF

    14 years ago at 12:40 pm
    1. The Fratterday Saint

      Also Fuck you TauKickinAssalon for the “x-mas” comment, you either say Christmas or you get the fuck out of America.

      14 years ago at 1:55 pm
    2. I didn’t click them because I don’t want to do this now or ever. Just asking a simple question. Have a nice day

      14 years ago at 2:17 pm
    3. Brovis Love III

      getting hammered and decorating is fucking fun, i don’t care what anyone says. especially if you make some good hard cider.

      14 years ago at 8:59 pm
  2. Fratnanimous

    “Hey Clark where are you going to fit that tree?”

    “How about you bend over and I’ll show you”

    14 years ago at 12:56 pm
    1. TauKickinAssalon

      I doubt a real pike joined with a username spelled wrong. All jokes aside, learn to spot a troll when you see one pledge.

      14 years ago at 5:37 pm
  3. zeta_and_pearls

    “Eddie, if I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.”

    14 years ago at 2:09 pm
  4. Fratman and Robin

    Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

    14 years ago at 6:32 pm