McDonald’s All-Day Breakfast Menu Will Now Include McGriddle, Biscuit, And McMuffin
McDonald’s announced on Wednesday that they would add the McGriddle, Biscuit, and McMuffin to all of their currently sparse and disappointing all-day breakfast menus — and I’m pumped. To clarify, the McMuffin is already available on the all-day breakfast menu, but in some regions, the biscuit will now be offered instead (fingers crossed that happens where you live).
#AllDayBreakfast gets even better with nationwide Biscuit, McMuffin & McGriddles this fall! https://t.co/iBghsFy34f pic.twitter.com/CIctxM6A6X
— McDonald's (@McDonalds) July 6, 2016
When McDonald’s first announced they would begin serving breakfast all day long, I was fucking hype. Nothing cures a hangover like a McGriddle or a sausage biscuit paired with a large cup o’ joe. But when I rolled out of bed at noon and drove to the nearest golden arches, my dreams were crushed. They stop serving the full breakfast menu at 10, and the only 24/7 breakfast menu items available were the shittiest options. The sausage burrito which just tastes like salt (no one goes to Mickey D’s for fake Mexican. That’s Taco Bell’s job. I don’t know why they even try). The McMuffins that sandwich the sausage and cheese between two hard, flavorless, cardboard-y english muffins. And the pancakes that suck so bad they can’t call them pancakes, they have to call them “hot cakes” instead.
Gone was the flaky, buttery biscuit. Gone was the sweet and savory McGriddle. I was mainly pissed they didn’t have the McGriddle. Other fast food joints do biscuits better: Popeye’s, Whataburger, and Bojangles, to name a few. But no one else has anything like the McGriddle, a truly unique, maple-infused, mouth-watering stack of breakfast orgasm. I’m not getting in that drive-thru line before 10, and without the McGriddle, the all-day breakfast menu was just a tease. I’m glad McDonald’s has righted their wrongs.
P.S.: 24/7 means you’ll now be able to eat a McGriddle when you’re hammered late at night. Which is great news.
P.P.S.: It’s not on the menu, but you can ask for a secret CHICKEN McGriddle instead of the standard bacon or sausage options, if that’s more your style..
Image via YouTube

Hangover severity will subsequently decrease by 17%.
10 years ago at 2:58 pmA McGriddle is the perfect bad decision after a night full of bad decisions
10 years ago at 3:00 pmMozz’s are still the best thing to come to McD’s.
10 years ago at 3:06 pmHold up did you just fucking say a chicken mcgriddle?
10 years ago at 3:11 pmWhataburger all day breakfast would be a dream come true
10 years ago at 3:11 pmThey should have announced this on July 4th
10 years ago at 3:20 pmOh my God! Ok, it’s happening! Just stay calm. Stay calm. Everybody just fucking calm down!
10 years ago at 3:23 pmDude. In NC they have not been serving the McMuffin all day. I’m glad they will now. But for biscuits you gotta go to Hardee’s or Bogangles…not McDonalds.
10 years ago at 3:40 pmBojangles is way ahead on serving breakfast all day. Also, combining the chicken with bacon egg and cheese biscuit will cure all but but a franzia hangover.
10 years ago at 3:46 pmWelp, safe to say Dan will be a fat fuck forever now
10 years ago at 3:49 pmDrunk me will find a way of incorporating this in a mcgangbang
10 years ago at 5:45 pmUse a hash brown to make it a reverse gangbang. Under the sausage so it’s between the egg and hash. You’re welcome.
10 years ago at 9:15 pm