1. TrickleDown

      Conservatives who call him a Muslim are retards.

      He’s a secular progressive who sympathizes with Muslim powers, and went to a black church for years because he played the Chicago politics game. Not a hard concept.

      13 years ago at 10:14 pm
  1. TheCommodore

    Sometimes, i bring girls home from the bar and ask them to push their mouth against my dick and hum softly against it while I tickle my scrotum with feathers from my pillow.

    13 years ago at 3:13 pm
    1. TheCommodore

      Once or twice ive gotten some of my female friends to come over and choke me while I shove frozen go-gurts up my ass and let them melt.

      13 years ago at 5:44 pm
    2. TheCommodore

      Sometimes I put salt in the tip of my penis and pretend the burning sensation is chlamydia that I cut from Sasha

      13 years ago at 5:50 pm
    3. highschoolfratdaddy

      ^hey man!! wut up brochacho!! i beleeve its spelled weener!!! glad i could help u!! thnks brocacho!!

      13 years ago at 5:52 pm
    4. Sasha_

      lol bro i just got like yogurt or sumthing all over my undies from my weiner !!!!! wat does this mean ?!?!?!? it tastes kinda funny bro lol im sure its okay tho probably not a big deal dood lol thx tho #friend cya #l8r byeee -sasha

      13 years ago at 5:54 pm
    5. Sasha_

      lol bro fuck ya dood ive never had intercourse but we could do double penetration ?!?!?!

      13 years ago at 5:59 pm
    6. highschoolfratdaddy

      ^^hey man!!! i dont think i would wanna do tht!! sounds pretty nf! and if i wanna get a baid from teke i gotta be faf!! but how would i go about that anyway?!! u cant fuck things with knives u fuck things with ur weener!! i fucked a girl once! i think i got the world record for the fastest fucker!! only took me 23.7 seconds!! being the best at things is faf right?!?! well anyway im glad i could clear things up!! thnks bro montana

      13 years ago at 6:03 pm
    7. highschoolfratdaddy

      hey man!! why would u wear a bra!! those r for girls! u know, for there boobies!! no girls aloud on here!! boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to jupiter to get more stupider!!! glad i could help u!! thnks sis!!

      13 years ago at 6:20 pm
    8. Sasha_

      ^ lol bro hey hi how r u ??!?!?! im good thx !!!! u should try one of those pray the gay away camps lol haha 😛 itd probably help not trying 2 hurt ur feelings lol alritey bro gots 2 go cya #l8r dood byeee -sasha

      13 years ago at 6:25 pm
    9. YourButt_MyPee

      ^ Haha no joke. Guy must have a lot of time on his hands. I do enjoy his efforts though, makes me laugh every single time. That’s true dedication. #sashateam

      13 years ago at 11:03 pm
    1. The Big LeFratski

      Don’t worry, Kerri Walsh and Misty May will bring home the only gold I care about.

      13 years ago at 8:12 pm
  2. fratasticfratagonia

    I love the USA; and it’s pretty pathetic china is one upping us right now.

    13 years ago at 4:09 pm
    1. PhiGamma

      It’s like watching your dad getting the shit beaten out of him by someone else’s.

      13 years ago at 4:25 pm
    2. rollinghills_bro

      still think it’s too early – all the bulls*** stuff like synchronized ass waving while underwater etc that no one honestly thinks is a real nor ‘official’ sport is being thrown out first. once things settle down and Team America kicks in, we should be okay.

      13 years ago at 4:40 pm
    3. Bourbon Meyer

      ^^ agreed. Team sports are dominated by the USA and track and field is a strong point. Plenty of opportunities to come.

      13 years ago at 9:42 pm
  3. TrickleDown

    TFM deletes all of my posts that even mention black people or gays.

    Why so politically correct? This site used to be fucking funny.

    13 years ago at 4:25 pm
  4. BillHaslam

    The trolls are getting out of hand. It’s making this site less enjoyable for the rest of us. The mods have to get this under control.

    13 years ago at 6:25 pm
    1. highschoolfratdaddy

      hey man!! yeah dude fucking goddamn trolls!! i really used to enjoy this website, but now all these trolls are just fucking up my shit!! i cant even think straight with all this goddamn piece of shit motherfucking trolling going on!! i try not to let it ruin my day, but most of the time it does! and then i go home and take it out on my cat, shanaynay!! thks bro!!

      13 years ago at 6:32 pm
    1. RAPisFRAT

      Ayy bruh he’s outchea tryna make a name for himself so don’t be on that fuck shir ya no

      13 years ago at 7:28 pm
    2. Lone fratStar

      Nate, can you not see that Sasha is a sociopathic multiple personalities troll? How does nobody else notice his comment patterns with different usernames. The kid has some serious issues

      13 years ago at 10:13 pm
    3. Sasha_

      I swear to God Sasha is the only account that I ever go on. I had my wisdom teeth pulled a few days ago so the trolling has been extra heavy as of late. I would expect a steady drop off as the summer comes to an end and maybe even a temporary, but extended retirement after that point. -Sasha

      13 years ago at 11:16 pm