Meet The 23-Year-Old AEPi That Just Managed American Pharaoh To A Triple Crown
I thought I had a good life up to this point. I grew up in a loving, upper-middle class family in the burbs, dicked around for four years in Florida majoring in Cinema Studies, got a respectable internship turned job at a major cable network, and have been afforded the opportunity to throw it all away to become a smut peddler in Austin, Texas with the full support of that loving Northeastern family of mine. Everything was seemingly coming up Regester. That was until I found out about the existence of one Justin Zayat.
Justin Zayat, an AEPi from NYU, just graduated with an economics degree last month. Now, obviously that’s not the reason I’m resentful. Every encounter I’ve ever had with a student from NYU ends with a massive migraine, and I can barely do long division let alone whatever the fuck it is that people in economics do.
No, I’m envious because the 23-year-old is the racing and stallion manager of his family owned Zayat Stables. You might have heard of them in the news recently. They just own some upstart thoroughbred by the name of American Pharaoh.
Big horse is awesome today!!!! @jazz3162 Kentucky derby champion! pic.twitter.com/vXK1GAyggP
— Justin Zayat (@JustinZayat) May 3, 2015
What a great day @jazz3162 @AshleyZayat8 pic.twitter.com/NhpGz7WTek
— Justin Zayat (@JustinZayat) May 17, 2015
From Daily Mail:
The New Jersey native was introduced to the sport when his father, Egyptian-American Ahmed Zayat, bought into horse racing in 2005, when his son was just 14 years old. He now owns 200 horses.
‘I [went] to class, I go to parties, I’m in a frat, I hang out with my friends,’ he told USA Today. ‘I try to have a fun college life, but at the same time I know how much responsibility I have. But it’s not work.’
‘Trust me, I wouldn’t trade places with anybody. It’s been a distraction, but it’s definitely been a good distraction,’ he added.
You sure, Justin? If you’re trying to swap lives, I’m only a phone call away. Distractions in my life are a little less strenuous. Where you’re busy dealing with all of this Triple Crown hoopla, I’m over here just living the dream deciding if I can push back paying the electric company for another month. It’s downright exhilarating, knowing at any moment the power can be cut. That’s living life right there.
Way to aim high, Dad..
[via Daily Mail]
Image via Twitter
If winning the Triple Crown is a distraction, what the hell does this guy want to do?
10 years ago at 6:13 pmAnd I’m stuck with a fucking donkey until I come back at the end of time.
10 years ago at 6:27 pmI say this is the kindest and most honest way possible: Die.
10 years ago at 7:01 pmGuys, just like DarkOM, Vandy_Law, and da_fucking_stallion or whatever, this too shall pass.
10 years ago at 7:02 pmThing is it’s probably all the same guy. He’s more than likely some Reddit nerd with a mild case of Ass Burgers. Probably wore trench coats and fedoras in high school too
10 years ago at 8:03 pmPretty sure he’s still in high school.
10 years ago at 4:47 amHahahaha!! Ass Burgers gets me every time!
10 years ago at 4:32 pmReal creative with the new name there, champ.
10 years ago at 7:20 pmThis asshat cannot keep getting blackballed fast enough. Motion to ban any variation of the name “christ omega”
10 years ago at 7:54 pmSecond
10 years ago at 8:55 pmI will find you, and I will fucking kill you.
10 years ago at 7:54 pmChrist_Omega, why you keep returning to this website to get endlessly downvoted and shit on. Are you a masochist? Does other people’s loathing of you remind you how your now dead family used to treat you? Does it help you forget that you are a useless abortion of a human being, incapable of coherent thought or social interaction? Just interested to know what makes a sad motherfucker like you tick
10 years ago at 7:54 amYou’re gonna have a bad time
10 years ago at 8:56 amWe all hope that all the bad things in life happen to you and you alone
10 years ago at 9:37 amFor a minute, I was really confused why everyone was hating on Frat Jesus.
10 years ago at 2:42 pmThey were hating on a Christ_Omega new account, but Grandex finally deleted his comment, so now it looks like everyone is hating on their Lord and Savior.
10 years ago at 9:22 amI repent, oh Lord Baby Jesus
10 years ago at 8:34 amI’m not in his chapter but this couldn’t have happened to a more stand up guy.
10 years ago at 7:23 pmHorse racing is a “sport” dominated by oppressive shit lords treating beautiful animals cruely! Hopefully PETA will step in an take down this article about animal cruelty! #benicetohorses #horsesarepeopletoo
10 years ago at 8:17 pmAmerican Pharaoh will be spoiled more than a tri delt with daddy’s credit card after winning the triple crown. By the way do you understand that horses are animals not people?
10 years ago at 8:23 pmYou need to check your privilege and educate yourself! #allanimalsmatter
10 years ago at 8:32 pmYou’re not even a good troll. Go jump in a bath tub with a toaster.
10 years ago at 8:57 pmAnd make sure it’s plugged in.
10 years ago at 12:26 amFeminists are the worst. I wouldn’t let you blow me with a bag over your head.
10 years ago at 1:56 amSomebody didn’t get a bid :/
10 years ago at 8:59 amBetter luck next time Big Deborah
Horses are people too? Jesus Christ that’s just not even close to accurate.
10 years ago at 10:30 amI’m so confused
10 years ago at 10:46 amI kinda appreciate this character.
10 years ago at 2:45 pmThe trainer, Bob Baffert, was an SAE. Whole lot of Greek life pushing that horse to victory. Guess Greeks really do everything better.
10 years ago at 8:20 pmSAE at UofA. True savage, bear down
10 years ago at 1:54 amIt’s fraternity, not frat
10 years ago at 9:50 pmYour username says “frat”.
10 years ago at 9:59 pmIts fraternity if you’re not affiliated with an org. Otherwise you’re kind of a pretentious try-hard.
10 years ago at 9:36 amManaging a horse that has a trainer and multiple owners? You just place a call to make sure the horse had breakfast, gets a workout and takes a nap before grazing in the afternoon…
10 years ago at 11:47 pmKinda awesome the family made their wealth selling beer in Egypt and non-alcoholic beer to Muslims (who by religion don’t drink alcohol). Working at the family stables funded with racing winnings and booze sales. TFM.
10 years ago at 3:32 amFuck them there selling beer to fucking terrorists.
10 years ago at 8:42 amEgypt is actually transitioning to democracy, don’t be stupid
10 years ago at 10:01 amIf their Muslim goat fuckers then there terrorists. Read the Bible and the Constituton while you’re at it.
10 years ago at 10:29 am*They’re
10 years ago at 11:31 amwhoops
10 years ago at 12:10 pmSit this one out, Hogarth.
10 years ago at 10:20 am