Meet The 23-Year-Old AEPi That Just Managed American Pharaoh To A Triple Crown

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I thought I had a good life up to this point. I grew up in a loving, upper-middle class family in the burbs, dicked around for four years in Florida majoring in Cinema Studies, got a respectable internship turned job at a major cable network, and have been afforded the opportunity to throw it all away to become a smut peddler in Austin, Texas with the full support of that loving Northeastern family of mine. Everything was seemingly coming up Regester. That was until I found out about the existence of one Justin Zayat.

Justin Zayat, an AEPi from NYU, just graduated with an economics degree last month. Now, obviously that’s not the reason I’m resentful. Every encounter I’ve ever had with a student from NYU ends with a massive migraine, and I can barely do long division let alone whatever the fuck it is that people in economics do.

No, I’m envious because the 23-year-old is the racing and stallion manager of his family owned Zayat Stables. You might have heard of them in the news recently. They just own some upstart thoroughbred by the name of American Pharaoh.


From Daily Mail:

The New Jersey native was introduced to the sport when his father, Egyptian-American Ahmed Zayat, bought into horse racing in 2005, when his son was just 14 years old. He now owns 200 horses.

‘I [went] to class, I go to parties, I’m in a frat, I hang out with my friends,’ he told USA Today. ‘I try to have a fun college life, but at the same time I know how much responsibility I have. But it’s not work.’

‘Trust me, I wouldn’t trade places with anybody. It’s been a distraction, but it’s definitely been a good distraction,’ he added.

You sure, Justin? If you’re trying to swap lives, I’m only a phone call away. Distractions in my life are a little less strenuous. Where you’re busy dealing with all of this Triple Crown hoopla, I’m over here just living the dream deciding if I can push back paying the electric company for another month. It’s downright exhilarating, knowing at any moment the power can be cut. That’s living life right there.

Way to aim high, Dad.

[via Daily Mail]

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  1. CherryPoppinPaul

    If winning the Triple Crown is a distraction, what the hell does this guy want to do?

    10 years ago at 6:13 pm
    1. Nothereforsailboats

      Guys, just like DarkOM, Vandy_Law, and da_fucking_stallion or whatever, this too shall pass.

      10 years ago at 7:02 pm
      1. mosthonorableactive

        Thing is it’s probably all the same guy. He’s more than likely some Reddit nerd with a mild case of Ass Burgers. Probably wore trench coats and fedoras in high school too

        10 years ago at 8:03 pm
    2. Rico130

      This asshat cannot keep getting blackballed fast enough. Motion to ban any variation of the name “christ omega”

      10 years ago at 7:54 pm
    3. FratensteinsMonster

      Christ_Omega, why you keep returning to this website to get endlessly downvoted and shit on. Are you a masochist? Does other people’s loathing of you remind you how your now dead family used to treat you? Does it help you forget that you are a useless abortion of a human being, incapable of coherent thought or social interaction? Just interested to know what makes a sad motherfucker like you tick

      10 years ago at 7:54 am
    4. JustForTheStory

      For a minute, I was really confused why everyone was hating on Frat Jesus.

      10 years ago at 2:42 pm
      1. Frat _Jesus

        They were hating on a Christ_Omega new account, but Grandex finally deleted his comment, so now it looks like everyone is hating on their Lord and Savior.

        10 years ago at 9:22 am
  2. NYUFratter

    I’m not in his chapter but this couldn’t have happened to a more stand up guy.

    10 years ago at 7:23 pm
  3. Rad_Fem1920

    Horse racing is a “sport” dominated by oppressive shit lords treating beautiful animals cruely! Hopefully PETA will step in an take down this article about animal cruelty! #benicetohorses #horsesarepeopletoo

    10 years ago at 8:17 pm
    1. Archer_1856

      American Pharaoh will be spoiled more than a tri delt with daddy’s credit card after winning the triple crown. By the way do you understand that horses are animals not people?

      10 years ago at 8:23 pm
    2. Yourmomsface

      Feminists are the worst. I wouldn’t let you blow me with a bag over your head.

      10 years ago at 1:56 am
  4. Archer_1856

    The trainer, Bob Baffert, was an SAE. Whole lot of Greek life pushing that horse to victory. Guess Greeks really do everything better.

    10 years ago at 8:20 pm
    1. Chedda B 225

      Its fraternity if you’re not affiliated with an org. Otherwise you’re kind of a pretentious try-hard.

      10 years ago at 9:36 am
  5. cannonball

    Managing a horse that has a trainer and multiple owners? You just place a call to make sure the horse had breakfast, gets a workout and takes a nap before grazing in the afternoon…

    10 years ago at 11:47 pm
  6. TooOld4College

    Kinda awesome the family made their wealth selling beer in Egypt and non-alcoholic beer to Muslims (who by religion don’t drink alcohol). Working at the family stables funded with racing winnings and booze sales. TFM.

    10 years ago at 3:32 am
      1. Hogarth Huges

        If their Muslim goat fuckers then there terrorists. Read the Bible and the Constituton while you’re at it.

        10 years ago at 10:29 am