Meet The Israeli Jen Selter

Boston Max7 years ago

Who doesn’t love Jen Selter? The OG Instagram model. Billions of followers. Potential new love interest for Kristaps Porzingis. She’s great. But, you know the old saying about showing me a smokeshow and I’ll show you the guy who’s tired of having sex with her? Well, show me an Instagram model I’ve been following for years and I’m tied of looking at her.

So, while I love Selter, I just don’t drool like I used to when she puts up a post. Sure, I’ve tried to spice things up. I’ll put on a cheerleader outfit every now and then, maybe choke myself when she drops a new post, but things are still stale. What’s a dude to do? Well, I’ll tell you. I’ve been cheating on Jen Selter. There’s an Israeli model, Avital Cohen, who is an absolute thunder factory that makes it move like Costanza every single time.

I’m dubbing her the Israeli Jen Selter, and there haven’t been adjectives invented yet to describe how insanely hot she is.

I simply don’t understand how so many countries want to eviscerate Israel. They consistently pump out some of the world’s best talent, and this Avital Cohen nuclear rocket ship might be Israel’s cleanup hitter. .