Meet The Most Violent, Inbred West Virginian You Will Ever See, Street Fighter Bucky Boyd (VIDEO)
When moonshine, meth, and incest scramble eggs inside the ovaries and sever the tails off of sperm, this man is what you get. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Bucky Boyd, undefeated street fighter at a self proclaimed 41-0, and West Virginia’s West Virginia-iest West Virginian.
This man is a marvel of breeding gone wrong. It’s as if a genetic military experiment that went horribly awry escaped into the West Virginia mountains and spent its formative years subsisting on nothing but raccoon and other small game, learning of the world only through reading the faded synopsis on the back of a discarded WWF Ultimate Warrior video cassette he found when venturing near the road.
Honestly, I have no more commentary than that. Just watch this video. It’s amazing.
I would pay untold amounts of money to see this fight.
/Looks up plane ticket to West Virginia and admission for the event
So about $405 dollars. $410 if I get nachos.
Here’s another one, about the same fight, or at least the same fighter, he being “The Tree.” Enjoy.
Aaaaand we have the fight Bucky Boyd is referencing. H/T to FreedomAndFratting.
[via Middle Easy]
h/t to @StelloLikeItIs
Reminds me of that Mark Byers character from about 10 or 15 years ago. The one who’s boy got murdered in AR and they did a movie about it.
11 years ago at 5:29 pmThat fucker called out The Rock, Big Show, and Brock Fucking Lesnar. I would pay to see that fight.
11 years ago at 5:38 pmForget Brock Lesnar, fucking Brock from Pokemon could kick that guy’s ass
11 years ago at 12:42 amSnorlax vs. Brock and friends
11 years ago at 12:59 am“I will hurt you, tree.”
-Official slogan of the West Virginia Environmental Protection Agency
11 years ago at 6:30 pmI really just want Dana White to set Bucky up with some UFC fighter so we can have a live snuff film
11 years ago at 6:48 pmThat was dumb, I would rather watch meatspin than listen to that mutant speak.
11 years ago at 7:08 pmWait. What?
11 years ago at 12:07 am^^ not a surprise
11 years ago at 5:02 pmLooks like the banjo player from Deliverance and the lady from The Hills Have Eyes had a beautiful baby boy.
11 years ago at 7:09 pmTalk shit, get hit.
11 years ago at 7:14 pmYou fucking disgust me.
11 years ago at 9:27 pm“You can call the Ghostbusters… You can call the Amuless”
11 years ago at 7:26 pmhttp://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/the-hobbit-an-unexpected-journey-troll-image.jpg
11 years ago at 7:43 pmDoes he get paid for all that product placement?
11 years ago at 8:00 pm