Members Of Beta Theta Pi At University Of Florida Contract A Rare And Horrible Virus

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There are few smited-by-God consequences a fraternity can endure that are worse than having a charter revoked, suffering a heartbreaking defeat in an IM championship, or going on social probation for a semester. But after returning from spring break, the fate that befell the brothers of Beta at the University of Florida may very well trump them all.

Quite a few members of the house simultaneously contracted a vicious norovirus. For those unfamiliar, it’s a horrible stomach bug that will have you doing your best Usain Bolt to find the nearest bathroom multiple times a day, for days on end.

From The Independent Florida Alligator:

The norovirus spread through 22 members of the Beta Theta Pi fraternity, which led them to contact the Centers for Disease Control to investigate the incident.

Paul Myers, administrator for the Alachua County Health Department, said the outbreak is contained at the moment. Symptoms included vomiting, nausea and diarrhea.

Sounds absolutely dreadful.

I’m not usually one who cares for the welfare of pledges, but in this instance, I’ve really got to say I feel for them–even if they are spring guys. Cleaning a house day in and day out is horrible enough, so I don’t even want to begin to imagine the hell they endured when this infection was running rampant last week.

Health officials handling the case are unsure whether the gastrointestinal demon was something contracted from food in the fraternity house, or if it was picked up during spring break and brought into the house by some poor, unsuspecting victim.

There’s not much more to say other than I hope these Betas are handling the road to recovery well; ain’t nobody deserves to have their house desecrated like I imagine theirs has been as of late.

[via The Independent Florida Alligator]

Image via UFbeta.org

  1. KeepTheQuota

    I feel bad for Beta. My fraternity contracted a virus once too. It all started during initiation night.

    We are a non-hazing fraternity but we take our ritual very seriously. So seriously, in fact, that we take utmost care that everyone’s mind is completely focused on the ritual. We start by getting rid of sexual thoughts in our brothers in pledges. To do this, we sit in a circle and stroke the penis of the brother or pledge to our right. We could pleasure ourselves but that would not be brotherly.

    Anyway, it’s initiation night and one of our pledges is getting worried because he’s still horny so he asks the president “please sir I need additional assistance.” So the great guy and brother he is our president obliges and puts his wiener right in the pledges butt! They fuck for a long time and once the 45 seconds was finally over all the other pledges are now aroused and they each independently ask for our president to extinguish their sexual thoughts.

    I’m not sure how to put this but our pike chapter’s newest pledge class all have aids 🙁

    11 years ago at 12:03 pm
  2. Soggy_Croakies

    So a bunch of Beta’s ate some shitty food and got over glorified food poisoning. Norovirus isn’t even that rare.

    11 years ago at 12:18 pm
  3. Bronito Mussolini

    These lightweights apparently didn’t drink enough. Enough vodka is a cure all for anything.

    11 years ago at 1:11 pm
  4. Im_THAT_guy

    Shit UF, going 4-8, students getting peed on and now contacting horrible diseases….

    11 years ago at 10:48 am