Memorial Day Weekend at Hedonism II
This week’s Throwback Thursday comes from Hedonism II in Jamaica. Keep it in mind when you think you’re partying at a level appropriate for Memorial Day Weekend. Remember, this guy is out there somewhere and he’s probably going harder than you.
As my buddy Aaron says, “The crab-walk-pussy-fingers is not a move that is pulled off easily. It takes serious shoulder strength.” I’m pretty sure Rick from Arizona is on ecstasy and thinks he’s starring in a late night infomercial.
Get weird this weekend, and don’t forget to text HedoRick1 to 46101 for your rippin’ and tearin’ ringtone.
Grandpa?
13 years ago at 10:36 amFirst?
13 years ago at 10:36 amSon of a fucking bitch.
13 years ago at 10:36 amI’ll let it slide this time
13 years ago at 10:42 am^ Laps for letting him get by with a first.
13 years ago at 11:00 amThis is how I’m going to act when I’m in that mid-to-late 70’s slump. Drop everything (wife and children included) and just head down to some tropical island, get ripshit on umbrella drinks and Viagra, slamming anything that walks by.
13 years ago at 10:44 amEven Fat Chicks?
13 years ago at 10:48 amI like it. I mean, what the fuck else are you going to go at that age? Croquet is great but after a few decades I can see it getting stale.
13 years ago at 10:52 amI’ll never be to old to play golf
13 years ago at 10:56 am^I’m gonna agree with this guy, golf’s the way to go
13 years ago at 12:44 pmAnd yet you’re too young to spell correctly
13 years ago at 12:45 pmOhhhh man, he forgot an ‘O’ in ‘too’. You sure told him
13 years ago at 10:05 pm^You’re an idiot. He spelled going as “gonna”. I don’t care about that as much as i care about you fucking up.
13 years ago at 1:03 pmAdmitting you give some semblance of a fuck. NF
13 years ago at 1:55 pmIsn’t that Damon Wayans?
13 years ago at 11:31 amThe rippin and the tearin, TFM
13 years ago at 12:05 pm^
13 years ago at 12:39 pmThats bacon in a few years
13 years ago at 12:07 pmNo way, this guys younger than Bacon
13 years ago at 12:21 pm^This guy
13 years ago at 5:49 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4V_1w3nalg
13 years ago at 12:09 pmRippin’ n tearin’ like your moms butt last night Intern.
13 years ago at 12:45 pmIf we’re all still railing bars at 70-ish (and with our drinking and gambling problems it’s highly unlikely that will occur) and raging like this, bully for us Gents.
Now as for the CWPF move…FaF.
13 years ago at 3:26 pmi can’t wait to try the Jamaican jerk lasagna
13 years ago at 5:15 pm