A Memoriam For All The Fraternities We Lost In 2015
Today, we pause to take a moment to remember those who are no longer with us in the Greek community.
*Play music for desired effect.*
Their kegs have been tapped. Their letter-less houses have turned into dusty graveyards of crushed beer cans, red solo cups, filled-to-the-brim dip spitters, and broken appliances. Memories ignited by the phrases “You won’t” or “No balls” are now fading and distant. In only a few years time, chapters that were campus powerhouses for over a century will be long forgotten by a new crop of students once their tales of debauchery go by the wayside and seventh-year seniors finally graduate or give up on getting a degree altogether. But not today. Today we remember. We remember both those wrongly done by an ever-changing, Greek witch hunting world and the shitheads that absolutely deserved to have the kibosh put on their organization.
Pour some out for all of those brothers we lost in 2015.
Arizona Delta Sigma Phi
Arizona Delta Tau Delta
Arizona Theta Chi
Arizona State Delta Upsilon
Arizona State Delta Kappa Epsilon
Arizona State Theta Chi
Cal Poly Pi Kappa Alpha
Clemson Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Dartmouth Alpha Delta
East Tennessee State Lambda Chi Alpha
Elon University Pi Kappa Phi
Emporia State Kappa Sigma
Florida Gulf Coast Kappa Alpha Psi
Furman Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Houston Sigma Chi
Illinois State Delta Sig
Illinois State Pi Kappa Alpha
Indiana Alpha Tau Omega
Indiana Phi Psi
Iowa State Sigma Alpha Epsilon
Jacksonville State Alpha Phi Alpha
LSU Acacia
LSU Sigma Chi
Maryland Delta Chi
Miami University Acacia
Miami University Kappa Sigma
Miami University Phi Kappa Psi
Miami University Sigma Nu
Michigan DKE
Michigan Sigma Alpha Mu
Minnesota SAE
NC State Alpha Tau Omega
Nebraska Sigma Lambda Beta
Oklahoma SAE
Ole Miss Sigma Phi Epsilon
Oregon Phi Delt
Oregon State Phi Delt
Penn State Kappa Delta Rho
Penn State Pi Kappa Phi
Purdue Sigma Nu
Rutgers Sigma Phi Epsilon
Salisbury University Phi Beta Sigma
South Carolina Pi Kappa Alpha
UCF Theta Chi’s House
UConn Phi Kappa Alpha
University of Florida Zeta Beta Tau
UPenn Pi Kappa Phi
URI Chi Phi
Washburn Phi Delt
Westminster College Sigma Chi
Wesleyan University Everyone
Wisconsin-Madison Chi Phi
Leave your condolences in the comments below, add any other chapters I missed, and DAMMIT, cherish the precious moments that you still have as a collegiate Greek. CHERISH THEM!.
My chapter is on this list… But we didn’t get suspended or kicked off campus…
9 years ago at 2:19 pmNC State Pi Kappa Phi
9 years ago at 2:24 pmUF ZBT
9 years ago at 2:26 pmFor something that was proven to have little to no evidence of I’m sorry that this happened to brothers at one of our best chapters.
9 years ago at 4:01 pmY’all should make a column/list of all the good things Greek life did this past year. I’d share the fuck out of that on social media.
9 years ago at 2:28 pmInclude the total amount of capital that was raised by every fraternity that reports philanthropy so these welfare junkie liberals can’t keep a straight face when they bash Greek life as “Evil” or “Elitist”.
9 years ago at 7:48 pmUniversity of Central Oklahoma Kappa Sigma
9 years ago at 2:39 pmLambda Chi Alpha from University of Central Florida was left off as well (Gazoni Family)
9 years ago at 2:40 pmI don’t think ASU ΔΥ was ever kicked off… I just don’t think they ever got a pledge class of more than 5
9 years ago at 3:01 pmThanks from a lambda Chi alpha from East Tennessee State. TFM. We got fucked by the witch hunter.
9 years ago at 3:07 pmI believe the future of fraternities will be how they started – secret/underground societies. Can already see it with houses going underground. There will be a tipping point where going stealth will be the only move.
9 years ago at 3:10 pmOne day, I feel all fraternities will be underground. Liberals are multiplying and I don’t like it.
9 years ago at 3:13 pm