Invitation said casual so I came in a seersucker suit and a bow tie. TFM.

  1. CUSA DOES SUCK

    Other than being students of the school, Greeks have no ties to the University. We separate our tailgates, own our houses, and publicly ridicule our schools affinity for gays and minorities (we do not partake in the spirit fingers).

    Furthermore, the CUSA can blow me because it can’t keep any good teams from leaving (USF, Cinci, Louisville, TCU, etc). Throw those back in the mix and the conference is much more respectable (key word).

    Memphis, as a whole, is a liberal GDI Democratic city, but don’t fault those of us who have the opportunity to educate the masses on fratting hard where there is otherwise no knowledge. We legitimately have to train our pledges to hate cargo shorts, ditch the 3 Evil A’s and take our “Constructive Criticism” that they didn’t think they’d get to experience (I will be using the Pavlov’s Pledges approach). On a positive note, wherever it is you people go to school, I have 20 times more bars at my disposal which means I don’t have to deal with GDIs at my bars.

    Lest you forget the last time you came back to town and we wouldn’t let you in our party or you couldn’t keep up.

    WooPig, we thrive in one of the most dangerous cities in the country, bring it.

    Oh, and my father makes more money, and my internship is better than yall’s. Typing this on my iPhone, siting in my Chevy 2500 sipping Glenlivit 18 yr before going for lunch at Charlie’s (Rendezvous to all of you).

    14 years ago at 11:26 am
    1. sorostisaurus rex

      This brought a tear to my eye. We Memphis greeks are elitist and exclusive and I take my croakies and my pants off to you sir for so eloquently describing us.

      14 years ago at 2:50 pm