Men’s Winter Essentials – 2011

OHIO—Congratulations, JIs. After a semester’s worth of lineups, odd wake-up times, and hours upon hours of catering to those who came before, you are now among the actives. Enjoy your stay.

With that said, now is the time to truly build your identity as an active. Your Sperry Top Siders, properly hemmed shorts, and Brooks Brothers oxford cloth button downs (OCBDs) have taken you this far; though the uniform is tried, true, and tested, variations upon the classics will take you even farther. A wise man once said “Clothes don’t make the fratdaddy,” and, while the validity of this statement is debatable, quality threads will aid you in everything from garnering even more respect from the next pledge class to sealing the deal with that top-tier sorostitute at last call.

As noted, just as your pledge period has passed, so has the weather. Regardless of location, you are in for colder weather and therefore must build your wardrobe to fit the needs of Mother Nature. While there are those who steadfastly believe anything outside of our standard uniform to be “NF” or “GDI,” that belief system is inherently incorrect. We gentlemen pride ourselves as the cream of the crop, and an inability to walk the walk as we talk the talk will do nothing except make us look like geeds.

The first item to be addressed is of footwear. Examine any fratstar’s closet and the classics—Sperry Top Siders, Clarks Wallabees, New Balance 993s—will be well represented. While these are undoubtedly the foundation of fratting, two other options are both viable and desirable: the L.L. Bean “Bean Boot” and the Bass Weejun loafer.

The Bean Boot is a classic, having been produced by All-American outfitter L.L. Bean for decades. Bean Boots, often referred to as “duck boots,” are composed of a rubber sole and bottom combined with either a leather or canvas upper. Equally perfect for Northern brothers braving a blizzard to snag that next Natty rack or Southern brothers tracking wildlife in muddy conditions, the Bean Boot is versatile, well-constructed, and a quality option for the conditions that demand a bit more from us.

The Bass Weejun loafer, on the other hand, can enter your wardrobe with more frequency than the previously mentioned Bean Boot. Having first caught fire in the Ivy Leagues in the 1960s and again in the prep-idemic of the 1980s, the Weejun is to the fall and winter what the Top Sider is to spring or summer. Of course, there will be individuals who scream about the perceived frattiness of the item, but the debate is clear: there isn’t one. The loafers are versatile, appropriate anywhere from class to a grab-a-date, and the affordability (around $120) make them a more fiscally responsible choice than, say, a pair of Aldens. (Again, anyone who debates fiscal responsibility is obviously new money. Save it.)

With the evolution from shorts to pants, you’ll face a multitude of options throughout the season. For our brothers in the South, wearing your khakis is still a viable option. To diversify, however, look into Brooks Brothers Milano chino in either the navy or taupe options; they inject darker colors into your wardrobe while still maintaining a similarly proportioned fit and style. For the more formal events in the season, if you opt for a blazer/trouser combination, look again to Brooks Brothers for a heavier pair of either flannel or wool trousers. They can be worn with a classic blue blazer or a seasonal jacket; again, here, simplicity is key: opt for a flat front (no pleats) style, tailored to break (touch) at the top of your shoes.

Shirts, as with any season, stay nearly the same. Per usual, you should pursue OCBDs from either Brooks Brothers or Polo. Your oxford collection should be based in four colors: white, blue, pink, and yellow, in that order; to further build, look for options in a university stripe (often referred to as a banker stripe) or tattersall.

The final item is important yet inherently based on location. Coats should never be overlooked, yet the style desired will ultimately depend on your geographic region. If you have the benefit of hailing from an area with relatively mild winters, water and windproof options from The North Face, Columbia, or L.L. Bean are again wise choices. If winters are harsher affairs, or if you find yourself jetting out to visit relatives or ski, wool options are preferred. A nice topcoat from either a department store or individual clothier is wise, as it can be further used at a more formal event than just the Christmas season.

Alas, JIs, I hope this column has served you well. You are now among the ranks of men and must dress accordingly. While there will always be a time for frocket tees and Costas, changing seasons warrant changing options, and the items presented here will make the seasonal segue that much easier.

    1. Kappa 1852

      How many geeds do you see wearing Fratagonia, Pyramid Frat? I suppose you think North Face is better than Mountain Hardware too? Fratagonia is FaF, Frat on, Broakies.

      14 years ago at 11:17 am
    2. frat as fuck

      fratagonia can not be purchased at many stores.. north face can be purchased at academy. you are a fucking GDI “pyramidfrat”.

      14 years ago at 11:11 pm
  1. Obama only gives hand jobs

    I personally prefer Arc’teryx and marmot over patagonia, mountain hardwear, and thenorthface myself.

    14 years ago at 4:08 am
    1. Bonewall Jackson

      Agreed…especially since any GI who gets a somewhat decent paycheck can afford a northface.

      14 years ago at 3:49 pm
    2. Frat the Facts

      North Face is such crap. Every item from them I’ve ever made the mistake of purchasing has failed me when I needed it most.

      Mountain Hardwear is good stuff…

      14 years ago at 8:17 pm
    3. Hall and BROates

      when you needed it most? like when you saw brokeback mountain with your boyfriend?

      14 years ago at 8:22 pm
    4. Frat the Facts

      Unlike you geed, I don’t buy my gear in hopes of getting a bid, I buy my gear to enhance my lifestyle. You wear Sperrys because that’s the dress code that you were ordered to follow. You’ll find me wearing mine one the poling platform of my skiff in the Keys goin for tarpon and bonefish. You wear your Mountain Hardwear to class, I wear mine while through hiking the AT. You wear Costas cause that’s what everyone is wearing. I wear my sunglasses because when you’re dry fly fishing on the Kennebec River it’s one thing to feel the landlocked salmon strike and be late to set the hook and it’s another thing entirely to see the fish coming, set the hook, and bring home some supper.

      Beyond that, if you’re buying outdoor gear and none of it has ever failed, then our concepts of recreation differ greatly.

      Buying something for the label is as poser geed as you can get.

      14 years ago at 11:12 pm
    5. Buffalo & Company

      Gotta agree on North Face and selling out. Mountain Hardwear was started by some NF guys, and its much better quality. NF gets buy on the name, not as much quality.

      14 years ago at 2:38 am
  2. Chitown

    Milano fit? That’s way too tight. My slampiece doesn’t need to see my dick until she’s sucking on it.

    14 years ago at 10:45 pm
    1. Trent Lott

      Snowboard? Take a lap… Who endorses the US Ski team yeah that is right Spyder…Out performs and prices any other brand..

      14 years ago at 4:18 am
  3. Frat the Facts

    Helly Hansen is good stuff too.

    Most of their line is designed for competitive yachtsmen. Good gear to stay dry.

    14 years ago at 8:44 pm
  4. fratcademy

    Anybody like penfield? i think they have some of the best down vests. have a navy one, looks great in the fall when you rock it with a light blue oxford

    14 years ago at 10:56 pm