So this guy takes this girl out. And it’s a pretty good night, so he invites her back to his house. As she’s undressing, she says, “isn’t it a little presumptuous of you to think you can sleep with me on the first date?” The guy replies, “isn’t presumptuous a big word for a 1st grader?”
Bullshit. Do you expect me to believe a stripper knows what pretentious means?
13 years ago at 2:29 pmUnless, of course, that’s her stage name.
13 years ago at 2:36 pmNow heading up to the main stage is Ostentatious…
13 years ago at 2:41 pm^This. Unless she’s an English major “working a second job to pay for school”…
13 years ago at 2:52 pm“she’s supporting herself through school….and her boyfriend’s crystal meth habit”
13 years ago at 3:05 pmSo this guy takes this girl out. And it’s a pretty good night, so he invites her back to his house. As she’s undressing, she says, “isn’t it a little presumptuous of you to think you can sleep with me on the first date?” The guy replies, “isn’t presumptuous a big word for a 1st grader?”
13 years ago at 5:40 pmhahahaha, sluts.
13 years ago at 3:06 pmSunday night at Topper’s.. C team?
13 years ago at 3:09 pmLTH
13 years ago at 3:20 pm^This
13 years ago at 3:24 pmHahaha you know you have to be honorable and tell her the truth.
13 years ago at 10:45 pmBut you don’t have to love her because strippers aren’t people.
13 years ago at 10:56 pm^Fucking Bob Barker
13 years ago at 5:04 amPicture or it didn’t happen.
13 years ago at 3:22 pmTittie bars frown upon taking pictures.
13 years ago at 6:25 pmThanks a lot bin laden
13 years ago at 5:02 am^hahaha this
13 years ago at 9:57 am