Mia Khalifa Put Chad Kelly In Her Back Pocket…Again
Friend of the program Mia Khalifa took her nemesis Chad “Swag” Kelly this weekend and put him in her back pocket. Again. Swag got drafted with the last pick of this weekend’s NFL Draft, earning this year’s moniker of “Mr. Irrelevant,” which opened the window for Mia to bury Kelly even deeper than she has in the past.
To catch y’all up, Kelly tried to slide into Mia’s DMs, she BLASTED him. And then a month later, he slid back into her DMs, still trying to smash, and she roasted him again. So now with Kelly getting drafted last overall and getting the “Mr. Irrelevant” title, it set up a perfect storm for Mia to put him back on the spit and roast him like Kenny Rogers chicken.
Here’s a video of Mia putting Swag into a body bag; because Swag is buried six feet under, a cigar store Indian stood in for him:
You’d have to think that Swag would rather have been an undrafted free agent than get picked last. I got picked last in pick up basketball my entire life, because that’s what happens to short Jews who can’t defend a pick and roll, and it took me too long to realize I shouldn’t have even lined up to get picked in the first place. Kelly would have been better off going undrafted, staying under the radar, and not earning himself a new nickname. Going from “Swag” to “Mr. Irrelevant” is bad enough, but now you have the coolest ride or die chick in the game right now taking body shots at you right after you get drafted. Brutal..
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Not a doubt in my mind that BOTD would let you slip it in the back door on the first date
9 years ago at 10:41 amShe definitely goes M to A and back to M for the finisher
9 years ago at 11:36 am9/10. Can deff hold her own against big bats
9 years ago at 12:57 pmI’d like to Beaudoin her pink pocket right now.
9 years ago at 7:10 pmI’m honestly starting to feel sorry for this kid.he’s stupid, but you gotta respect the tenacity to keep trying.
9 years ago at 10:43 amBOTD looks like Cara Delevigne in that last photo. I’m in to it.
9 years ago at 10:44 amI’m not personally into lazy eyes, but to each their own.
9 years ago at 11:32 amWho better to go on the Mr. Irrelevant tour than $wag Kelly though? He’ll find his way into another headline somehow. Thank you Broncos for trolling the media
9 years ago at 11:01 amMia wants Dorno so bad.
9 years ago at 11:01 amFuck dorn
9 years ago at 3:11 pmI’d love to be in Mia’s back pocket
9 years ago at 11:07 amIf you look closely at the last video, you can clearly see dan attempting to cover his boner.
9 years ago at 11:16 amWhy are you closely inspecting men’s crotches?
9 years ago at 2:00 pmThis is fucking stupid go shove a pineapple up your ass. If I have to see/hear the phrase “slide into DM’s” one more time I’m going to go on a murderous rampage (or probably just angrily comment again while dropping a deuce)
9 years ago at 11:37 amChad Kelly’s name comes out of Mia Khalifa’s mouth more than the amount of spit she slobs onto cock…seems like Mr. Irrelevant is pretty damn relevant
9 years ago at 11:42 amWhy the fuck does TFM keep posting about her shit? We don’t fucking care.
9 years ago at 12:22 pmOne of the Grandex employees must be trying to smash
9 years ago at 2:20 pmSo “shooters gotta shoot” is a TFM, but then you help bury Kelly for doing it. Oh yea, she’s a “friend of TFM”. The amount of pole she’s slobbered on doesn’t compare to the amount of sucking up you do.
9 years ago at 11:54 am