Mia Khalifa Put Chad Kelly In Her Back Pocket…Again

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Friend of the program Mia Khalifa took her nemesis Chad “Swag” Kelly this weekend and put him in her back pocket. Again. Swag got drafted with the last pick of this weekend’s NFL Draft, earning this year’s moniker of “Mr. Irrelevant,” which opened the window for Mia to bury Kelly even deeper than she has in the past.

To catch y’all up, Kelly tried to slide into Mia’s DMs, she BLASTED him. And then a month later, he slid back into her DMs, still trying to smash, and she roasted him again. So now with Kelly getting drafted last overall and getting the “Mr. Irrelevant” title, it set up a perfect storm for Mia to put him back on the spit and roast him like Kenny Rogers chicken.

Here’s a video of Mia putting Swag into a body bag; because Swag is buried six feet under, a cigar store Indian stood in for him:

You’d have to think that Swag would rather have been an undrafted free agent than get picked last. I got picked last in pick up basketball my entire life, because that’s what happens to short Jews who can’t defend a pick and roll, and it took me too long to realize I shouldn’t have even lined up to get picked in the first place. Kelly would have been better off going undrafted, staying under the radar, and not earning himself a new nickname. Going from “Swag” to “Mr. Irrelevant” is bad enough, but now you have the coolest ride or die chick in the game right now taking body shots at you right after you get drafted. Brutal.

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  1. CantDriveDixieDown

    who cares what this whore thinks. he just achieved a life long goal of joining an NFL team. Mia khalifa literally gets fucked for money.

    9 years ago at 12:10 pm
  2. YouRussianBro

    Ive said it before, and I got lapped, but dammit Ill say it again. Khalifa got famous for being a pornstar, decided to stop doing porn, and she still expects to be famous. Mia calling Kelly irrelevant is very ironic

    9 years ago at 12:31 pm
  3. Fratthew McCoonaughey

    probably the most talented mr irrelevant in history and has a shot at being the starter. Mia khalifa is an overrated retired pornstar. Who’s the real winner?

    9 years ago at 2:29 pm
  4. pantyw3dge

    This girl is a total whore bag who I have no respect for, but would gladly suck on those jugs.

    9 years ago at 6:25 pm
  5. DornosPecker

    Hold up do y’all keep featuring Mia Khalifa because barstool has Asa Akira

    9 years ago at 9:37 pm
  6. thevaginator

    I mean I’d put it in the slut of the day’s ass but she’s still gonna be paying for her uber home

    9 years ago at 11:18 pm