Told a rushee the screams in the basement were because half the chapter was watching the NBA playoffs in there. I Lied. TFM.

  1. Coca_Brola

    I seriously doubt your rushing kids up during hell week, or at the end of the spring semester for that matter.

    15 years ago at 9:25 pm
    1. BROnonia_Docet

      Actually open house for a lot of campuses happens around these times. If the pledges’ Hell Week falls during this time, it could happen. Bad planning by the chapter.

      15 years ago at 9:52 pm
    2. The Fratz

      rushing every day of the year to get your numbers up. NF
      Having enough members to only take the best your college has to offer. FaF
      Enjoy your colony you call a fraternity.

      15 years ago at 4:51 pm
  2. Haze Em

    It’s because the entire fraternity was having a massive orgy with each other. Probably the one with the rapement.

    15 years ago at 11:15 pm
    1. Fratastic_Mr_Fox

      Tangentially, changing from professional to collegiate, the University of Michigan has the all-time winningest collegiate athletic program in the history of the nation. North>South

      15 years ago at 9:05 am
    2. Stonewall Fratson

      hahahaha In only in Football and it wont be long before its taken way by Texas. so you keep clinging to that number instead of stepping up to SEC level.

      Or by the way Kentucky basketball has the most wins out of any college sport. WIN

      15 years ago at 9:57 am
    3. FRATastic 4 life

      I may be mistaken, but I do believe that UCLA has over 100 National Championships which would make them the “all-time winningest collegiate athletic program.” (I’m not from the geed state of California, but I do believe facts are facts, sorry FOX)

      15 years ago at 10:09 am
    4. Archibald

      I hate to call any part of California the south, but the Lakers did win it in 2009. And if you omit LA, the last southern team was the Spurs in 2007 who beat the Cavs in the Finals.

      15 years ago at 10:10 am
    5. Brony Montana

      Archibald is right. The San Antonio Spurs would be the last southern team to win the Championship (2007).
      And not only did they beat the Cavs, but they swept them.

      15 years ago at 10:38 am