"I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and he's singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk." TFM. Tom Petty Jr15 years ago
Broby Petrino Dear 6 pound 8 oz. Baby Jesus. Not even old enough to talk yet. 15 years ago at 12:09 pm
NathanBROfordForrest I like to think of Jesus as a Ninja fighting off evil Samurai. 15 years ago at 12:34 pm
FrattyVines We? No, we are not French. We are American, because you’re in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet. 15 years ago at 3:49 pm
Texas is better With all due respect, I didn’t know you got experimental surgery to have your balls removed. 15 years ago at 7:06 pm
Dear 6 pound 8 oz. Baby Jesus. Not even old enough to talk yet.
15 years ago at 12:09 pmHe was a man! He had a beard!
15 years ago at 1:03 pmI like Christmas Jesus the best!
15 years ago at 4:59 pmI work too hard for your bull, Chip!
15 years ago at 5:04 pmI like to think of my jesus with a tuxedo t-shirt
15 years ago at 1:08 amCause it says I’m formal, but..
15 years ago at 2:26 amI’m here to party.
15 years ago at 11:46 amFuckin classic
15 years ago at 12:29 pmI like to think of Jesus as a Ninja fighting off evil Samurai.
15 years ago at 12:34 pmDon’t put that evil on me Ricky Bobby!
15 years ago at 3:03 pmI’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew!!
15 years ago at 3:09 pmYeah! I have a favorite quote from Talladega Nights!
15 years ago at 3:20 pmWe? No, we are not French. We are American, because you’re in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet.
15 years ago at 3:49 pmIma come at you like a spider monkey
15 years ago at 3:58 pmI’m 10 years old but I’ll beat your ass!
15 years ago at 6:44 pmWith all due respect, I didn’t know you got experimental surgery to have your balls removed.
15 years ago at 7:06 pm“That doesn’t mean you can say whatever you want”
15 years ago at 11:09 pmSure as heck does!
15 years ago at 8:45 amlook it up in the geneva conventions
15 years ago at 9:03 amshake n’ bake
15 years ago at 8:55 pm