"I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and he's singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk." TFM.
-“Do you know why I come to America, Ricky Bobby?”
-“To have a chalupa and marvel at the wisdom of George W. Bush? I mean, same reason anyone comes to America”
You were clearly hammered drunk when you wrote that. Respect.
15 years ago at 12:36 amIf you dont chew Big Red, then fuck you!
15 years ago at 1:43 pm“I can’t understand a word you’ve said the whole time. Did you eat peanut butter? You sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth.”
15 years ago at 2:11 pmI’m a big hairy American Winning Machine TFM.
15 years ago at 5:38 pmi like to picture jesus as a mischievous badger
15 years ago at 8:24 pmI’m still wearing my dirty pee pants.
15 years ago at 8:54 pmAll you ever did with your life was make a Hot daughter…Thats it…THATS IIITTT!
15 years ago at 10:20 pm-“Do you know why I come to America, Ricky Bobby?”
15 years ago at 4:11 am-“To have a chalupa and marvel at the wisdom of George W. Bush? I mean, same reason anyone comes to America”
If you ain’t first, you’re last.
15 years ago at 3:50 pm