Michael Phelps Was Banging A Girl That He Met On Tinder Who Was Born With A Dong
I’m not sure where “I was actually born with a dick” lies on the list of the worst things your girlfriend could tell you, but it’s probably right next to “I’m pregnant.” It’s a jarring thing to hear, and Michael Phelps recently went through this when his girlfriend, Taylor Lianne Chandler, revealed that she was actually born a dude and was named David Roy Fitch.
Taylor (or is it David?) sat down for an interview with Radar Online, and she said, “I was born with male genitalia with no testicles, but I also have a uterus and no ovaries.” When she became a teenager, she underwent surgery to become a full-blown female and changed her name to Paige Victoria Whitney. How many names do you need in your life? What makes this story even weirder is that the two met on Tinder back in August. I don’t understand big name athletes hitting the Tinder scene. They can usually get any girls they want.
After meeting Phelps, she failed to mention that she was born with a penis during the whole “getting to know each other” stage. Once Phelps entered rehab after a drunk driving incident, Taylor sent Michael an email spilling the beans about her past. Phelps has yet to respond, probably because he’s in denial and is powering through the reality of the situation. She doesn’t expect the relationship to continue once he finishes rehab, saying, “Michael is a brand, and dating someone like me may not be the best thing, I just hope he follows his heart and not what his people tell him.”.
[via Radar Online]
Image via YouTube
Well at least getting caught smoking weed and getting arrested for drunk driving are no longer the most embarrassing things to happen to him.
10 years ago at 11:02 amhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2841581/Michael-Phelps-girlfriend-admits-born-male-describes-amazing-sex-Olympic-swimmer.html
If you see the pictures of her it isn’t hard to guess she probably had a dick. Wonder why someone as famous as him was even banging her.
10 years ago at 11:51 amAgreed, just saw pictures of this chick and she has a more defined jawline than most 40 year old men.
10 years ago at 11:55 amkey quotes from the article: “age gap between them, and Phelps is 29 and Chandler is 41-years-old.”—-
‘Later, we had sex again. The intimacy with him was amazing! It was the first time in my life that someone has made me feel like a true woman.’
basically phelps likes to fuck 41 year old dudes
10 years ago at 2:21 pmReverse Dorn?
10 years ago at 5:14 pmI bet he hoped she/he still had it so he could play with it.
10 years ago at 11:09 amYou are trying to make fun of one of the greatest american athletes of all time. Poor bleach and Pine-sol on yourself.
10 years ago at 11:23 amThe Pine-Sol thing was almost as weird as spelling pour wrong
10 years ago at 11:28 amPine-Sol has ammonia in it. Ammonia + Bleach = Chlorine Gas.
10 years ago at 11:32 amScience rules
10 years ago at 11:35 amGood to see you’re brand loyal.
10 years ago at 11:58 am
10 years ago at 11:19 amShe was born intersex, not a guy. When that happens the parents are left with the decision to decide what sex, and that clearly didn’t mesh with her later in life. And, honestly, who cares? If Michael was happy with her good for him.
10 years ago at 11:29 amIt had a birth name of “David.” I’d say that constitutes being born as a dude.
10 years ago at 11:40 amwhat are you a tranny too or something?
10 years ago at 11:45 amIf that is you in your picture, I’ll have to ask you the same thing.
10 years ago at 12:03 pmGo back to Buzzgeed.
10 years ago at 11:56 amYou got a dick, you’re a dude.
10 years ago at 12:27 pmI would think that he might require a lot more rehab for finding out he banged a chick that used to have a dick than rehab for alcohol.
10 years ago at 11:29 amAndddd who gives a fuck.
10 years ago at 11:32 amMichael Phelps probably does.
10 years ago at 11:38 amYou are not worthy of Brantford Winstonworth’s name.
10 years ago at 5:15 pmBanging Tinder chicks that used to have wieners. NF
10 years ago at 11:48 amYou don’t say?
10 years ago at 11:06 amBut is she hot?
10 years ago at 11:48 amI wonder if the fact that she looks like a fucking man ever crossed his mind
10 years ago at 11:53 amMust be some reeeeally good weed
10 years ago at 3:07 pmShorty got a big ol’ dick, oh daaaamn
10 years ago at 11:57 am